HELTON SHELTER
FILLMORE-GRAVES

And yet Once Upon a Time lives on.

It's like a pop-up book that's stuck to a piece of itself- I know it can be more interesting if it would just open up!

Can a guilty pleasure be a certain actor? If so, Teri Hatcher might be mine. I really enjoyed her on Desperate Housewives, even though she was outpaced by almost everyone else on the show. I hope we get to see her ham it up later on Supergirl, because I was bummed she didn't get a lot to do in this episode.

#triggered

Right there with you, dude. I can't even see snakes on television without lifting my feet up off the floor. Snakes on a Plane might've been schlock, but the whole time my friends and I were watching it, I was a taut, anxious body whimpering, "this is my nightmare," Nick-Miller style.

I'm fine with this. By all accounts the direction they're taking with this wouldn't jibe well with the songs. However, I expect the music will still be present in the score and that we'll get a pop cover of "Reflection" and "I'll Make a Man Out of You" for the end credits.

Very surprised that this is so good. The "lady killer" clip they keep playing during commercials gave me quite the opposite impression.

So we're just not going to cover Time After Time at all?

JENNA AND LEXI
OW MY TVD HEART

But you've hardly said it at all this season!

#yearofpennysuckit

I deal with that from a character standpoint, but if Brooks is still portraying him, James is never going to fully work. He's just not charismatic enough.

Thank God for all of you AVC commenters who understand how useless and pointless James Olsen and Mehcad Brooks' portrayal of him is. I talk to people all the time about this show and they always tell me how they wish the writers would bring him back into the story more AND pair him up with Kara again. I just can't…

You're thinking of Ginnifer Goodwin.

What does bother other people as much as it bothers Shaun King?

OH I KNOW. I was begging them to put their fucking phones down. But tourists are gonna do what tourists are gonna do, I guess.

I've seen bits like the briefcase thing done during a live magic show, and it's pretty impressive. But for us viewing the Oscars at home, the bit falls spectacularly flat.

As crazy as this ending was, the true #CRINGE moment was the parade of tourists in the middle of the show. I don't know who approved that idea, but I was secondhand-embarrassed for everyone involved.
The tourists didn't deserve to be paraded like cattle along the front row, selfie-sticks and all, and the celebs didn't…

Her Cougar Town work and the lack of recognition for it gives her front-row seats to every Hollywood event in my book.