There's your TV show.

"She left me a cassette tape? Well, I guess I could go back to my mom's house and dig around for my old tape recorder… and then I'd probably need to find batteries— huh, when was the last time people bought D batteries for anything? And like I'd need to rewind the tape doing that pencil trick because the rewind button…

What's wrong with TV Land?

Dude, Disney's Pinocchio fucked me up. Shit was bleak.

Doesn't get much darker than Gepetto starring Drew Carey, but you do you, GDT.

Featuring original non-licensed songs by Jackie Jormp Jomp.

Love this show, and this reviewer captured why. The charm is just boundless.

We're aware here, sure. But when the trailer gets played before a monetized Youtube video, that's not always the case. In a world where we can click away from an advertisement within 5 seconds if we don't want to watch it, that little burst at the beginning lets us know what movie is being shown.

It's crazy how much content the CW still has on deck this season: The 100, iZombie, Riverdale, The Originals, and Reign.

Joshua Sasse does indeed pull off the look. I'm no huge beard fan, but if they're groomed nicely and cut close to the face (as in, not long and scraggly like a Duck Dynasty brother), I rather think they can look good. I'd say Joshua would look unkempt if his beard were any longer than in the picture.

Teachers is great. I'm really glad it got a second season.

Jimmy does get grating over an extended period, but at least I can always tell he's genuinely happy to be where he is.

"You straight trippin', bird."

#yearofpennysuckit

Does anyone care at this point? The show has surpassed the books in almost every way. And if he makes good on that claim that the books will have a different ending than the show, I can't help but think that's just going bum fans of the books out, given that they'll have been cheated out of seeing their "real" ending…

RIP Pushing Daisies and Happy Endings.

Agreed! Also The Magicians!

Counterpoint: MST3K will heavily feature Jonah Ray, who is just the worst. He's like a charmless Jimmy Fallon.

Powerless looks great and has a stacked cast. Tudyk, Pudi, and Funches were enough to get me excited, but I'm further intrigued by Hudgens, who did a stellar job in Grease Live last year.

Hearts stars horseshoes clovers and the moon pots of gold and rainbows and a red balloon!