See also: The dudebros who think the new Ram 1500 looks “weak” and “soft”.

Starred both for your overall great point but more importantly for correct use of “its” sans apostrophe.

The fuck? I mean, that escalated quickly.

Truck focus group: “See, I have this dick, right? And sometimes? My dick gets bigger and goes up! Can you make the truck go up, big, like my dick?”

Yes, but its design serves a functional purpose.

Truck styling is hypermasculine, garish nonsense. Appeals to insecure manchildren, I swear...

Soon.

“the bolder, larger proportions of the truck will be instantly apparent,”

needs more flames

Frankly I think Burr is a living legend. Only Tosh comes close, and there’s still a gulf between them.

We have a winner, folks!

He pretty much always does. I went down a rabbit hole of videos of him having the perfect responses to dumb interview questions. The guy is just brilliant.

It’s just a soap opera for car guys...

Bill Burr nails it here.

I damn near pissed myself laughing over ‘ensemble of hokey ruffians’. Thanks for that.

What stable geniuses. This must have been staged, right? Nobody with this little impulse control could stay out of jail much less in business.

I always wondered how those dopey, agro white trash “reality” shows continued to thrive. I mean, what kind of slack-jawed mental midget could swallow a bunch of stupid low-brow machismo, loosely tied around motorcycle building or storage lockers or fishing or gold prospecting or whatever?

I would like to briefly hijack this discussion to say that the Subaru XT had the most awesome door handles ever.

Yesterday, on Jalopnik: