SMB2 was so easy. I beat it the first time I played it. Took months to beat SMB. (I was born 72, played these when they were new)

Luigi.

What in the what?

I think I’d die of alcohol poisoning before hitting that...

On a scale of 1 to Tu-95, how ungodly loud was that?

The new Civic really is the worst. It doesn’t get any better when you get into more pedestrian models either:

I completely agree, and I believe that fellow 2000's era Spielberg film Catch Me If You Can is one of his best films, if not his best. Everything about Catch Me feels so effortless, despite telling a fairly complex story about a con man throughout several years of his life and the man tirelessly pursuing him. It’s one…

To my mind AI is one of, if not the only full-on Sci-Fi fairytales we’ve gotten on the silver screen, and I absolutely love when filmmakers inject fairytale concepts into more modern stories, such as Tim Burton with Edward Scissorhands or basically everything Guillermo Del Toro has ever made. So I fucking love…

but where will i find cat images then

Don’t Delete Facebook

No, just delete it. You will notice a significant quality of life boost almost immediately. Your interactions with the people you care about will be less frequent but more enjoyable. You will argue less with people you don’t know. You will feel less compulsion to check your devices every couple of minutes. You will…

Guess it made a daring escape before its time was up

Kinda like the theaters

Luxembourg: The Delaware of Europe.

The federal government does not spend your tax money on anything. The main purpose of federal taxes is to fight inflation, not to fund the thing it spends on. Unlike state taxes, the federal government creates money out of thin air when it spends.

What if he did?

It looks like they’re actually paying close attention to the laws if you ask me.

Fuck Luxembourg, the goddamn dime-store knockoff Liechtenstein.

I don’t get why Waze and Google maps are still different things after all these years.