He is the greatest faux-intellectual “I have zero original ideas, but I use big words” grifter of our times. Tough list to top, but at this point, I think he’s earned it.

I feel like the fact that Marine Kelvin has a back tattoo of the logo from the Vin Diesel/Ice Cube XXX trilogy of films is really under discussed. When did he get it? I assume it was sometime in between the first and second movies, but at what point? Was it intentional to get it in the same spot as Vin Diesel’s…

+1 ugh take your star

If there is a baseline between exuberant celebration and disturbingly degrading behavior, these videos are a slow roller toward first that might not stay in fair territory.

It’s 100% going to be Harbaugh once Michigan fires him. Especially if Snyder dangles front office control as part of the package.

Denver McNuggets. Easiest branding ever.

I am on board with this timeline if climate change somehow erases the PNW, forcing Portland’s franchise to merge with Denver’s. Then you would be able to send Jokic onto the floor as the general of the Nugget Blazers, brought to you by McDonalds(TM).

FUCK. That should definitely be the case. +1

Khalil Mack was also an unannounced guest when he came in to sack Cousins on air because there was no one who bothered to stop him.

I definitely don't pity him. Him gleefully doing a heel routine on his way out after legitimately trying to injure someone has me rooting for the CTE

I haven’t been this mad at Cousins since Grandpa died without a will.

But she doesn’t wear a bra so everyone’s okay with it.

Well, there was also the time when Jackson’s Dad brought the Gatorade Zero for halftime...

Your complaint is falling on Karen’s deaf ears.

“Oh, sure, when a Judge in Florida makes kids cry by giving them his bat, it’s filed to Things We Actually Like.”
-Roy Moore

My buddy is a UCLA alum and a 49ers fan. He texted last Saturday that our highschool team is better than UCLA under Kelly. He also said “fuck Chip Kelly”.

Get two, one to eat, one to shave with

Tomsula also gave us much better gif material than Kelly.

The actual Tomsula Index is a list of businesses that will let you use their bathroom without having to buy anything.