a variation of this is posted every Peterson article and I can’t ever not star it.  Fuck your low hanging fruit <3 

I was only able to catch the last 5 minutes of the game live, but yeah I noticed it was Varrett whiffing on that play. I was very disappointed, and continue to be with this mid season CB trades, that we havent really addressed secondary talent more. Though considering we have a solid 3 linebackers and Armstead is…

Shamamian knows the key to winning in this league is to lull the other team into overconfident complacency by spotting them a lead. The bigger the lead, the greater the complacency. He didn’t quite spot his opponent the 25 points he was aiming for, but it was still just enough to get the job done.

With all we have invested on the defense, it is great to see most of it actually payoff. Our strategy of not addressing the safeties is still concerning, but our front 7 is insane, and even with that 75 yard touchdown, we only gave up like 260 yards of offense.

I’d like to see a lot more from the offense, but wins are…

That first half felt like the offense trolling its own defense, seeing how bad they’d have to fuck up to get them to walk out midgame.

There is a Chaop Trap House episode where they make fun of Dan Pfiffer’s book and it’s hilarious. I don’t mind their Monday group, but Pfiffer is definitely the most annoying of them.

Really? That’s your burden?

the Pod Save America boys, who are definitively the biggest chodes in the world of podcasting.

Clearly written by someone who doesn’t understand the deeper intricacies of MMA. It’s not just punching and kicking, there is a tactical element to it as well. So when Pereira hit that standing moonsault, it was clearly so that his opponent would be so astonished by the physical feat before their very eyes and forget…

Well then get ready to be more bleakened, as we all got excited for his replacement, Devin Funchess.

That really was some Spiderman shit. Unbelievable. 

I know media uses “statutory sexual assault” because it must be in the criminal code, but calling it less than fucking rape is just disgusting

This is just a minor technicality.

Hey man, just say you fuckin’ hate jockeys. No need to hide behind the horse death shield.

The horse, named Zeke, ... was put down Tuesday.

The Paterno/McQueary conversation as it plays out in the fevered imaginations of Gladwell, Jenkins, et al:

Man, being excited about Kelvin Benjamin coming back from injury and being the key for a Super Bowl victory seems existentially bleak.

I wanted to pedantically disagree with this take, pointing out that there’s no way he could run 20 yds left on a regulation football field.

In Gladwell’s defense, the Penn State coaching staff and administration probably spent more than 10,000 hours raping children and ignoring it, so he’d have to reject the entire premise of one of his own books if he didn’t recognize their expertise in the field.