The summer between my freshman and sophomore years of college was the only summer I went home. I had an on-campus job lined up that lost funding halfway through, so I didn’t get home until mid June and it was too late to find a job (no one wanted to hire a 19 year old for a month and a half). I spent a ton of that…
“I like to have children! [I like to be a terrible husband and father]!"
“Motion to amend: that we add in the phrase ‘captured on video such that Roger Goodell might be convinced thereof’, or suchlike.”
DAGUGGADA DAGUGGADA!!! GAGGUGGADA DAGGUGGADA!
My girlfriend’s sister had mono when we were all in college. I was terrified I’d get it because my girlfriend was the super jealous type and she would have accused me of kissing her sister or something. And the last thing I’d want is my girlfriend yelling at me because then my wife would find out.
Lots of folks without avatars stepping up to the mic here and, boy... it is a treat.