A quick google got me to this:

Not to defend the governor here, but Foxhoven was often described by his colleagues as “Makavelian.”

I am going to say yes, because it was the Washington Nationals.

spokesperson for an insurance company talking about how their programs are a lot like a good defensive line.

CTRL-F “frisbee dogs”

Somewhere, Rex Ryan is scrambling to find a way to superimpose his face onto Shaq’s in that footage.

Best part of this whole gator saga was that they initially brought in this dipshit named Alligator Bob who spent a week not being able to catch an Alligator, and the first dude they bring up from Florida catches it in like 20 minutes.

When you’re that good looking...you can get away with being a total asshole.

So Greg, I know I made mistakes in the past and have grown up. Letting people know how homophobic you are can cost you money, so I will keep my hatred inside me where it belongs.

The police showed up at my 3 year old’s birthday party to serve a noise complaint.

Plausible, but maybe he’s like: “Fuck it. Really, this is what I’m doing for a paycheck! A Ph.D. in Art History, and this is it? I quit. I’m outta here.”

The Devil Went Down to Day Care

Michael Jordan would never have recruited AD, but if he did, which he wouldn’t have, and wanted to give him his number 23, which he wouldn’t have, he would have closed the deal, because he was a killer. You think Phil Knight would have wanted a piece of MJ one on one in the boardroom? My friend, he would not. LeBron…

Despite there being an actual Salute Your Shorts about___

Britt McHenry is a piece of shit.

I think it would be basically impossible for the Lakers to make this work, salary-wise, but I guess at this point we shouldn’t rule anything out.

Nobody:

Also, he called Asians, “Chinaman” soooo....

Ironically, the 82nd Airborne’s final victory was at T.F. Green Airport, the same airport that Nathaniel Greene secured for Washington towards the end of the Revolution.