[reads lawsuit] “Low pay? Percent signs? I dunno.”

He wasn’t talking about Asians, your grandpa was talking about the plague of porcelain or china homunculi that wonder this country between 1927 and 1962. For a long time the problem seemed unsolvable and destiny to just keep getting worse.

The referees were not debating the foul call, merely deciding whether Mulder’s body should be buried inside or outside the Restricted Area.

Vladdy working out all of Toronto’s aggressions in losing Kawhi.

Joc vs Vlad was the baseball equivalent of the Thrilla in Manila. 

VVVVVVVVVVVah-TRIGGGGGAAAAAAA!

Masvidal to AEW confirmed

Let’s not ignore Princess Consuela Bananahammock.

Arguably more American is how they’ll be sued by Disney for violating their Iornman IP.

That’s Miss Chanandler Bong.

the horny drake watch now just reads “fucked”

Suicide. Is there a shortcut this guy won’t take?

Yeah I stopped caring about Cracked when they got rid of the After Hours crew.

Cracked has kind of been on life support the last few years.

it might not have been set afire, but that jersey definitely got burned. 

See, the world was changing, and the puppy was getting bigger...

“From Jul. 2–4, 2019, Albert Burneko did a short blog about punctuation marks and started a fight over The Lion King in Slack.”

This reads like Burneko trying to get fired. 

You mock but I’m sure in 20 years some Silicon Valley Douchebag will be taking his kid to their first game, point up at Durant’s retired jersey and say “You see, Little Elon, that jersey belonged to Kevin Durant. An extremely online weirdo who played here for three years in the service of building a brand nobody cares…

In a country where 55% or so of adults vote in a given presidential election, it is truly the height of stupidity for anyone to think that a pandering appeal to an already extremely well-served center-right “average voter” is a better strategy than maybe trying something new that could appeal to the nearly 1/2 of the…