Come on, be fair. If he didn’t call the timeout and get the technical, he would’ve given his team even less chance of winning. The only way the Warriors could extend the game was by getting the technical.

I was thinking the whole West vs East thing was true? Can you imagine a LeBron team getting the Warriors with two top-ten players walking out on crutches? Along with a gimpy Steph, Cousins, and to a lesser extent Looney?

As a Raptors fan since the earliest days, let me say: this is weird. I don’t know what to make of this. We didn’t fail and that’s unnerving. 

Fred VanVleet is MVP right?

That may have been the difference.

Nothing Ben Shapiro says has any value unless willfully misinforming the public to support far-right ideology is your goal. That is the only way in which he is valuable. Otherwise, he’s startlingly incompetent. He cites random fringe studies faster than you have a chance to rebut and then has an entire website to brag…

There’s a good chance that the 9 year old study is from the last year when Shapiro actually read anything. Where would he find the time?

“I always knew Larry was part of the Intellectual Darkie Web.”

Winston: Can I do your torso?
Winslow: No.
Winston: [does torso]

How can you criticize a guy who is always pulling for his teammates?

she’s breaking new ground as the first female assistant coach for a bad nba team

It brings me great joy to find out she’s going to Cleveland. I’ve always hated her and I know she hates Cleveland.

For #2 on your list - you haven’t lived until you’ve been to The World’s Largest Collection of The World’s Smallest Versions of The World’s Largest Things in Lucas, Kansas. 

Do you remember Burneko’s 7,000 page dissertation on Wile E. Coyote, possibly the worst thing ever published on this site? I could have sworn that was an extremely dry parody of garbage longform bullshit, but it turned out he was serious. It’s hard to tell with him.

I was driving through northern Nevada along I-80 once. There was a large rest area that said “24 hour women/Free parking.” At first I’m like “Wow, how progressive to offer solo female drivers a place to park on long road trips that were safe spaces.” Then two seconds later I realized it was just a roadside brothel.…

Gotta stop at the worlds largest truckstop in Iowa. Things you can buy there ranked:

A fucking samurai sword

I feel like Burneko’s article was much more obviously satire. If Kawakami was employing sarcasm, I legitimately couldn’t tell. 

Was going to add “Completely out of place Chinese/Thai/Mexican/Indian restaurant -or- non-chain Fried Chicken restaurant, with sketchy dept of health score.”

I can’t tell either, but the good part is that I doubt Burneko gives a shit one way or the other. This comment is over.

A few of the people I see on here calling him out are Warriors fans. They are the most thin-skinned people I have ever encountered, so they are absolutely serious with their complaints.