Before we discuss March Madness bad beat stories is it too late to still talk about losing Fantasy Football playoffs???

Definitely further forward somehow.

I say this as a Virginia Tech graduate and fan:

This one got me. My 10-year-old daughter does stuff like that. She’s always creating little crafts and drawings and letters and giving them to me. I mean, they suck because she’s 10, but I love them so much.

this is amazing. It’s amazing.

He made that little girl cry!  What an asshole!

You know you’re not supposed to say Candleja

I can see Eli plugging this into a graphing calculator and get confused by the “Low Battery” message. Not because of the answer, but moreso that an NFL player does not know what “battery” means.

Shut it down. We’re done for the day, internet. +1

“This kind of fucking thing makes me sick. I’m fucking dis-fucking-gusted with Conor. Anyway, watch McGregor-Khabib 2 this fucking Saturday at-”

Trump: You are boring, your wife is ugly, and your father assassinated a beloved 1960's politician. Now get out there and tell people to vote for me.
Cruz: I won’t do it, gosh darnit. I have my principles!
[Robert Mercer walks in]
Mercer: Tell people to vote for Trump!
Cruz: *sobbing* V-v-v-vote for Donald T-t-t-trump.

I’m convinced the abandonment of logic is going to be the thing that drives me most insane about having (a) kid(s).

Please don’t take this wrong, because I mean it in the nicest way possible: your kid sounds like a goddamn fucking idiot. She’d get along with my daughters swimmingly.

Go to windowsill, collect carcasses of dead flies, sprinkle on pizza, problem solved!

And here I thought I was the old white guy who had officially killed “Yassssss, queen.”

It was a play on his name of “King.”

Who gives a fuck what Ja thinks at a time like this!?!

Ja rules.

Can we get Ja's thoughts on 9/11?

I’m the hooper, the hyper, protect by Viper