Man, my boss pulls that shit and it’s not worth it for even our (pretty good) salaries. Then again, we’re only getting paid in dollars, not an invaluable Michigan State education and the privilege of being a College Athlete. 

“You can’t be me. I’m me!”

Embiid’s facial expression gives him away too. If you make that face in the middle of getting pushed to the ground, you were waiting for it to happen.

As far as instigators go, he’s like Joakim Noah, but with talent. I hate him so much but I guess that’s what makes him so good...

JEXODUS!

Haven’t the long suffering Jews like Meghan McCain dealt with enough?  When will it stop?

I hate being this guy, but it’s poring in this context, not pouring.

Sick and tired of reading about all these rich, old guys getting off. 

if your daughter is on this team, just remember, the man also committed this crime only 3-4 years ago.

I didn’t catch this until I reread the line in your comment, but “three piece with the soda” sounds like some racist shit that’s been run back and forth through google translate a few times 

Oh come on except for that- *thinking*- 36 times, when does that ever happen!

There’s that, but I’m a bigger fan of the eventual NYT op-ed that will note no one specifically said they were making the monkey noises because he’s Black, you’re just assuming that so you must be the real racist!

Unfortunately, his mother held him by the ankles when she dipped him into the whiz.

HE TOTALLY TRIGGERED THAT LIBTURD, AMIRITE, CLETUS???

Did you guys know that Temple of Doom is actually a prequel to Raiders? I sure do! Nobody else did but I sure did!

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REAL QUESTION: Is there such a thing as a self-own fetish?