Fitting that he used to work for the Highway Patrol. This is the sports fan’s equivalent of repeatedly yelling “Stop resisting!”

This large adult son just announced an hour ago he is suing Westbrook.

I was cracking the fuck up when I read that. 

That’s a very Trumpian thing to say. “He has really strong legs.” 

When he briefly allowed himself to entertain the idea of, “what if he actually ended up becoming a kicker?!” was tremendous.

maybe Our Dumb President is right and the Jets really are too complicated to operate

They caught up to the fan in the altercation:

FNL 2: Electric Breakaleg

Between Barstool getting slapped and Nick Foles becoming a Jaguar it’s been an interesting week for three-legged sports figures.

it’s episcopalian voodoo and it rules. They all say shit like “me and god have come to an understanding regarding (Insert poor behavior)”

She’s also one of those shitty Christians who believe God agrees with everything they specifically do

C’mon, man, it’s not like Jesus ever said anything like, “Do unto others as you would have them do unto you” or anything even remotely close to that.

Soooo...your average middle/upper class American Christian?

Wow, Mr. Roth doing an antisemitism by not mentioning her frequent invocation of that traditional Jewish prayer, “I am John McCain’s daughter.”

Now now, they’re just economically anxious, bless their hearts.

In all honesty, this is a self-inflicted wound by Omar. The rules here are very simple. It is okay to criticize the influence of money on politicians and policy, so long as you aren’t talking about AIPAC’s influence, because AIPAC represents all American Jews. It is okay to criticize a foreign policy that says…

C’mon, it’s time to break the “B” cycle. There’s only one QB for the Jags

This news was rough, which, of course, was also how his mother took it.

You are there to answer some damn questions.