Height analysis ranging from:
He’s too short. He won’t be able to see over his lineman
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He’s too tall and immobile
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The balls on this guy to lie about that...
A Magary is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he gets out of intensive care.
Cousins-fucking* is the bedrock of Game of Thrones.
Kirk’s bottoming for Jesus
I love Patrick Beverly. Many don’t know this, but he’s also an outstanding one-on-one player. Last offseason, he played for 5 hours against George Hill of the Bucks and beat him by 892 points. It’s all on youtube if you want to check it out, just search for ‘Beverly Hill’s 902-10'
Pretty sure that’s the Philly Phanatic trying to sneak his way into Yankee Stadium
If you found 100 people who don’t follow baseball at all and asked them to choose if this photo was of a professional athlete who has earned more than $250 million in his career or a NY Department of Sanitation employee headed to a game in his Yankees hat and jersey, how many would choose the former?
Truly special is one way to describe getting kicked out of your own wedding reception.
It’s 104, right? None have been subtracted so they’re all left, right? please ask your daughter if I’m correct, I really need to know!
How’s this for perspective. When Harper’s contract is over Bobby Bonilla will still have 4 more “Bobby Bonilla Days” to get paid.
In Olympic-level bridge, the pegs are tree trunks and you are timed in moving them and East Germany fucking DOMINATED through the 80s.
Wait wait wait. Hold on. Temecula already has a thing. We can’t have TWO highly insular Temecula jokes running around here at the same time.
You’re overlooking the fact that the Chinese RMB will be the only currency of value in 10 years, the U.S. $ having gone the way of the Zimbabwean dollar. $15M will have the purchasing power of like, a can of Pringles.
Are you kidding, with the hyperinflation that will follow the West Coast sliding into the sea, that will be pretty much peanuts by then. Besides, our main currency will probably be the Yuan anyway.
Great plan, geniuses!
To really put the duration of this contract into perspective, when it expires, R. Kelly will try to have sex with it.