The Biggest Obstacle to Medicare for All Is Other Democrats

Why’d I hear that in Obama’s voice?

Probably something like this:

If someone spilled something on the floor that actually qualifies them to be the coach of the Nets.. so yeah I guess some dipshit is the same thing. 

What about this?

Fun fact: “The Touching is, To Me, Off Limits,” was the original title of MC Hammer’s 1990 breakthrough single. 

Trump added $4 billion to his assets with the previously unused and extremely nebulous line item “Brand Value.”

The brand that gave us Trump Steaks, Trump Vodka, Trump University and Don Jr.

I don’t know when my dad was able to teach Russ that stare, but he has got it down.

Vernon Davis was traded midway through the 2015 season, right about the time the 49ers replaced Kaep with something called a (checks notes) “Blaine Gappert”, I think?

I’m too lazy to look it up, but were the pilot, engineer, and the farmer all named Mike Singletary?

I have wind chimes instead of a penis!

It’s funny to see Mike Singletary, who actively wore a Ned Flanders sized piece of the true cross when he coached the 49ers, be so anti-Christian.

It’s funny, see, because like, Barry Bonds remember got mad that the home run record was broken by a white guy and Mark McGwire

Barry Bonds: *watches coverage*

Yeah! What IS the difference between 17 and 18?

I enjoy 30-40 seconds of hard hitting action, but then I get yelled at by lifehackers telling me just one minute is all I need to change my relationship.

Don’t forget the time they made it seem like DX gang raped Stephanie, only to reveal it was actual a local girl, who may or may not have been raped by them.  You know, good old fashioned children’s entertainment.