Brutally honest, Dante3000.  Maybe consider sugar-coating it.

“Yu can’t handle The Truth!” — Mark Wahlberg, wearing a Pierce jersey and beating up an Asian guy

Mark Wahlberg and I have one thing in common... we both wish he would have been on that plane on 9/11.

Does he think porn is real?

That joke came up short.

Zion altered the equator of the basketball

Matt Kuchar remains incredibly impressed by his display of generosity.

Yet again, my toxic personality and horrid opinions proved to barely be a speedbump in my increased financial well-being. SJW culture has truly run a muck.

Uh, clearly that’s a limerick.  Why don’t you learn some knowledge before you come at me!

I’m pretty sure the word you’re looking for is soliloquy.  Like 99.9% sure.

No doofus it was a metaphor. Or analogy? Syllogism? One of those 

That’s me taking on a Monday.

“Excellent finish” Mike Breen

That settles it, Ben Simmons is total butt. He’s a real

Our long and dangerous trek here was for nothing. This city won’t trade!

2 unrelated points.

“You see, since he lost the ball four times, he possessed it five times. The foul applies to all five possessions, and since we’re in the double bonus, that’s ten shots!” - Dumbass NBA Referee Twitter account

I’m being a homer here, but since he joined the Pistons NBA ref’s reaction to Blake Griffin usually seems to be “Fuck you, we’re not making the obvious call.”

Well of course. FOSTA/SESTA was just more law-enforcement boner-inducers under the guise of “we’re saving kids!”, knowing that any opposition would be met with a complete lack of nuance. It’s always the same shit.

If we really cared about solving trafficking, we’d make voluntary prostitution legal.