“Nine trafficked minors, nine trafficked adults, 26 traffickers”

ah yes, the fabled Good Germans™

Sheep Hunters are Romantics, who love high places and solitude. To them the wild ram embodies the mystery and magic of the mountains, the rocky canyons, the snowy peaks, the fragrant alpine meadows, the gray slide rock, the icy dancing rills fed by snowbank and glacier, the sweet clean air of the high places, and the…

In fairness, Draymond actually owns that Buffalo Wild Wings, one of twelve locations he owns in the tri-state area.

I like how LeBron turning it on to leapfrog the Kings for the eighth seed is where this Lakers season has gone. And by “like” I mean “fucking love.”

Honestly, yes, let this poor soul go figure out his whole deal someplace warm, somewhere nobody’s watching the basketball, where there are no point guards and no Jimmy Butlers.

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I like that Harper looks like he is running away from that anthropomorphic car.

It’s also nice remembering that 73-9 season without a title thrown in there, like the 18-1 Pats in 2007. That small mortal blip before they added two extra 7 foot arms to the Voltron of dominance. To go with the leg that always aims for the groin.

UPDATE: Got a great deal on a hotel room through Priceline!

My wife of 16 years and mother to our three boys is an only child. I’m going to go call her a fraud and a bad leader and report back my findings.

A star for admitting that you live in Fresno. And yes, you are right.

“Guys we’re desperate. Doesn’t anyone have anywhere that our team would be welcome?”

He would have been so good in Mad Max: Fury Road. All the people clamoring for water and he’s just shaking his head, rubbing some vaseline on his palms and ripping another cactus apart with his bare hands. “Knives wear out, fingers don’t. That’s money-saving advice right there.”

And you know he learned about punching lid holes the hard way.

Has anyone checked to see if Jim was a courier for mouse organ transplants in Australia 25 years ago??

19 months ago they had the number 1 overall pick, who doesn’t even play. Now they’re the on-paper favorites in the east without him, and if durant leaves they could be the on paper overall favorites next year. This may not work, but they completely skipped the NBA middle-class purgatory, I’d say we’re seeing the…

I think part of The Process was always going to be bringing in veterans to finish the job once you had the young superstars. Getting Embiid and Simmons and adding established players to that core seems like a pretty damn good process. 

“For the 76ers ... they’re shooting their shot!”

Somewhere Lou Bega sheds a single tear as his “Bamba #5" parody song is a lot less relevant now.