the correct move is always to embrace the heel turn

Well they do say that a fancy dog’s mouth is cleaner than a human’s.

so, Kraft single?

He’s going to be really sad to see that you guys can spell his name right though.

FAKE NEWS! Isiah Thomas isn’t too big for literally anything.

I was hoping I could pick him up for a song.

The Wade Boggs version goes on the other end of the tap and is actually Wade Boggs.

I think Vic will help the Broncos D get better, but he’ll still be in trouble when it comes to offense if Elway is giving him shit QBs and if some random white guy named Rich Scangarello isn’t effective as a play caller.

Good kinja, Giselle!

They’re as American as apple pie and not being able to afford your medicine!

I think when we talk about how much we hate the Patriots, it’s with the awareness that 90% of people associated with the NFL are fairly loathsome in their own right.

Because we’re doing white genocide you fucking clown. 

Narrator: Thinking about tampering?

Now you’ve gotten the full Ashley experience.

This is as good as a place to say this as anywhere: Steve Kerr is the luckiest motherfucker in the history of the nba. Yes he was good at threes and is very smart. But he played with Jordan and Pippen, had Phil Jackson, had Pop, had Steph, had Durant, got Boogie [head explodes in a fit of rage]

Or... Hello kids, I am Khabib Nurmagomedov. You may remember me from such educational films as “Two Minus Three Equals Negative Fun” and “Firecrackers: The Silent Killer”  But today I’m here to talk about Bullying!  

I’m sorry, no, there is no moral reason to root for the Lakers to succeed ever under any circumstances.