Ahem.

underrated: +1 good neighbor

Pardon me but I sprinted past the body of this article to say that nowhere in the rule book does it specifically state that a team cannot sign a literal bear. 

*Reads headline*

I don’t know why Mahomes and Adams look so scared.  Witten’s no threat to them, thanks to Asimov’s first law

His hate shit was one thing, but to deny that a Charmander can become a Charizard if it trains really hard is just wrong.

Here’s one for you, Curt!

So we’re supposed to believe that the government is capable of coordinating complex conspiracies, like running a sex ring and planting pipe bombs, but that an individual man can’t paint his sock to make it look like blood?

Watching this match now with the hindsight that comes with twenty years, I am astounded at just how we all assumed Mick would be okay, because he did stuff like this all the time. I remember my eighteen-year old self seeing it live and thinking it was one of the best matches I’d ever seen, and I don’t think I ever…

A republican caring about something involving two black men is pretty remarkable though. 

Damn, just two syllables short of the best haiku of all time.

“AL DAVIS MUST BE FURIOUS!”

“And, AND MAX, it was an UNSEASONABLY WARM WINTER IN BALTIMORE”

Reggie is just having fun- he’s like the straw that stirs the drink.

And as everyone else used to call it, Dr Scholls ads.

It’s what I do when the dog decides to shit on the sidewalk and not in the grass.

Unions work and they are necessary.

It did seem like MacDonald didn’t give Dillashaw all that much time to recover.

“Hello Sir, how may I help you?”

Poor Pillboi.  He was never given a chance.