Minor clarification: It’s not fun to literally watch Harden win games for the Rockets. But it’s fun in the general sense of following the results and watching compressed highlights.

Even that Cavs team was more impressive than the 2015 “And Dellavedova is the second option” Cavs which Lebron somehow dragged to 6 games. 

B.J. in 2015.  B.J. again in 2019.  I think all the married guys can relate.

We need to elect Eric Andre in 2020 so he can do all the Trump stuff all over again and leave the White House in ruins.

Plus, they’re proud to be from the country they had no choice but to be born in!

Harvey Weinstein once gave $10 to charity so he must be a good guy only misunderstood /s

I could google whether that WAS true but I honestly don’t know if there’s a sadder kid in this country than the one that Mitch McConnell raised. Imagine that turtle-looking motherfucker being your dad. WTF...

as you wish.  you be fidel, i’ll be che.  start the executions.

when can we get rid of the people that think “if someone is outraged about the same issues i’m outraged about then they must be a good person.” they have to go next.

He would have wanted you to smell it.  It had a yuge smell that is the best smell.

This guy’s a fucking hero.

He’s continuing the proud family tradition of “Look, I didn’t actually see what you’re talking about...”

I just added up the yardage on the Saint’s big drive in the third quarter. Thanks to having to re-gain yardage after penalties, they totaled 112 yards on the drive that started on the 8-yard line.

Yeah actually Jaylen Samuels of the Steelers did that against the Pats. His momentum kept. Him going out bounds into their sideline, right at the bench, so he took a seat. The Pat next to him pushed him off kinda laughing. 

The Cowboys flicked, like a dry booger, back into the miserable soup of football mediocrity for another year...and done in (in part) by a fat guy. I cannot stop smiling about this. My God, this is why I care about sports. It's for moments like these. I'm gonna order another beer.

I was at the game and he sat on the bench at the end of a run where he was forced out of bounds, allowed his momentum to carry him to the bench and he sat just long enough to be lingering, then got up and jogged off.   It was great. 

I DID NOT NEED THAT VISUAL!

Immediate induction into the “Sentences no one thought they would ever say” Hall of Fame.

Counterpoint: There are dozens of us, DOZENS!

He puts his underwear on last.