WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK ABOUT THE KIDDS?!

Sans serif fonts are only used by beta cucks. Football players are not beta cucks! Our armed forces are not beta cucks! Football players for our armed forces are doubleplusgood alpha fucks! How dare you question their patriotism? Why do you hate America? You must be one of them libtards.

For the poor bastards who live in the DC area, the coming week will be a hellscape of sports talk radio personalities saying things like, “Listen, if Josh Johnson can play like that in the remaining three games, the Skins could go 9 and 7, and in this league that might be good enough for a wild card spot!”

I don’t see any reason to decide yet which one of you I will support in this debate.

damn

They never should have covered him with a government-issued blanket.

Come on now. If George Bush is in heaven right now I have to think he’s actually doing what he liked best on Earth, ignoring people with AIDS. 

I love off the rails fan made content when it’s actually good, regardless of which fanbase it’s coming from.

All great teams are alike; Each ass team is an ass team in its own way - Tolstoy

Blumpft destroyed, resignation impending

kid is six-nine

Please let this man’s shoulder and/or brain be free of crab meat someday.

went a little heavy on the gravy eh 

It’s a shame that this aggressively ignorant, fundamentalist, homophobic, misogynistic, anti-semitic, hypocritical religious zealot has mental health problems. I look forward to seeing him get punched in the face.

“Suns games are harmless! They sell nachos at Suns games!”

He has not. This fight is a joke, and I can’t wait for the winner to be fed to Anthony Joshua. 

Oh yea, I’m not saying Mack isn’t good. Au’ contraire, my friend. I’m saying that he is so good on defense, that he makes the team a decent team, even though they lack talent in other areas.

Or what if, and I mean WHAT IF, Mike McCarthy is actually the Quarterback Whisperer and Aaron Rodgers completely falls apart without him? Sure the odds of it are slim, but gosh it’s fun to think about.

So, in retrospect, Nick Mullens crying after his first start and win wasn’t tears of joy, but rather the sad realization that he went from one of the best gigs in the NFL (3rd string QB) to having to actually play for the 49ers…