You forgot Joe Namath lounging on a couch.

SNF can’t touch MNF when it comes to ridiculous graphics.

I heard that too and kind of thought, are they really suggesting that Green Bay shouldn’t have re-signed Rodgers to a long-term deal?? He has had some decent guys around him, but never anyone who is considered to be toward the top of the league at their position. Rodgers has had Greg Jennings, James Jones, Jordy…

Exactly. In August/September, it was: Aaron Jones is Gurley 2.0, Graham is the elite TE they’ve been lacking since Finley, Valdez-Scantling, St Brown, and Allison would be solid complements to Davante Adams. in other words, the offense was loaded for Rodgers. Now, it’s somehow not. Pick a lane, fellas.

He was publicly owned yesterday too!

And I shouldn’t be eating so much sugar with my diabetes and gout. But here I am with a swollen foot and a stack of Kit Kats.

Pretty rich coming from him. His team is publicly owned.

When he slapped the phone out of her hand, maybe she was on the line with Jon Gruden, telling the Raider coach that Mr. Foster was dying to play for the Raiders.

I dont root for either team, but gun to my head, it would probably be Harbaugh’s, given the link he has to the Bears.

I think OSU muffed that fair catch on purpose, then crushed Michigan’s collective souls.

It’s not Aaron’s fault. He lent Mike McCarthy his cell phone and the dude used up all the minutes. 

“Boy, you and your dead husband sure did fuck a lot, huh? Anyways, here’s a Presidential Medal of Freedom.”

“Bit-O-Honey ran a good campaign even though he lost to Ted Cruz.”

“Barack Obama wanted to be a cosmopolitan leader who brought people together and into a deeper empathy through a mastery of reason and rules; the country he governed doesn’t works like that, though, and the tension between that cool vision and this seething reality grew and grew. By the end, his presidency had the…

The risk of Butler’s temperament now falls on Philadelphia, whose young stars include a future all-NBA talent in Ben Simmons, and an experienced shit-talker in Joel Embiid.

Damn you and damn me being in the grays.

Yes, but think of all the hot takes. No team wants to be attached to takes that hot!

I’m so much a Dez fan that I am now a Saints fan. I hope they murder the Cowboys in three weeks while Dez gets 300 yards and four TDs.

I hope tomorrow brings one more Lion loss — Lion Ted Cruz!