If you can do it more than twice, you are a warlock.

Seeing that picture of Anderson kneeling reminds me of another qb who is fully capable of playing.

Wait a second...is that Pat Riley’s music???

It might work. All he has to do is draft Khalil Mack and Amari Cooper with mid-first round picks.

I love your passion, and I agree 110%....

Favorite band? Duran Duran

well he does host Cumtown

The Holy Trinity

Fuck toons. Toon killed my brother! Dropped a piano on his head.

“YOU EVEN MISSPELLED ‘OWNED’.  THERE IS NO SUCH WORD AS ‘PWNED.’”

He also has a really hot Canadian girlfriend. But you can’t see her picture, because they don’t have cameras in Toronto.

Not to burst your bubble (because goodness those stats are insane) but he threw a pick-six last year (William Jackson, Bengals). But generally, yeah, Mick McCarthey is the Mike “the only guy who can stop LeBron” Brown of the NFL.

Eh... I love the annual Aaron Rodgers Annihilates Team in Final 40 Seconds of Wild Card Game followed by the Packers Flaccidly Fail to Advance To Superbowl Game

We’re so jaded only a repeat championship even brings us contentment, let alone joy.  You can probably safely expect Laker Fan tears for the next three years.

It’s come full circle

Tom Savage is so bad that he is behind Nick Mullens on the depth chart and if somebody would have walked up to me on the street and asked me who Nick Mullens was, I might have guessed that he was a fifth place finisher on American Idol in 2014 or an actor on one of those CW superhero TV shows.

“I’m gonna fuck you in your ass the next time you talk out of line.”

I hate you for making me laugh and hate myself more for it working so well. +1 swing at the the blocking dummy.

That comment is offensive and over the line, man.