“Guys, I know losing Mychal is tough but I know we’re gonna get through this. I still believe in this team ever increasingly becoming more of random dudes that went undrafted because fiscal responsibility is what the Seattle Seahawks organization is about. And I’ve brought in a special guest to tell us more about…

The sound of Thunder:  “BOOOOOOOOOM!”

Call from the sidelines: The Stranger on 2

Athletes are covered for injuries that occur due to their responsibilities as an athlete. This article is misleading. Very few schools don’t have health insurance policies for their athletes. http://www.ncaa.org/about/resources/media-center/news/survey-most-di-schools-provide-injury-coverage

And if the Seahawks had even remotely managed their salary cap, they could have already extended him. This isn’t about the owner making money, it’s about not going over the salary cap. Paul Allen could give him 30 million a year and not notice it was gone, but the cap doesn’t allow. You know...the cap that they players…

Something something he makes more money than a truck driver something something shouldn’t complain.

Seems good for Cavs fans. You can just be Matthew Dellavadova straight out of the box. 

*laughter turning into inconsolable sobbing*

I can’t even imagine the kind of horrible slurs he had hurled at him. 

I’m sure New Yorkers will be along shortly to tell us that Chicago’s viral rat isn’t as good as their viral rat.

Or by flirting with contesting Texas whilst ignoring Wisconsin and slighting Pennsylvania and Michigan.

Leave it to a very, very small-brained hater and loser Dem to quote the fat guy from Swingers when the post was about the creator of Beavis and Butthead.

 I wondered why he wasn’t wearing a shoe on his left foot.

I hope Alhassan has kept the fridge calendar for the month of March 2018, which would clearly prove to the jury that NO RAPES WERE SCHEDULED THAT MONTH.

I mean, it looks bad, but c’mon this happened all the way back in March- is it fair to judge him after so much time has elapsed?

a bunch of children on hand at the Please Touch Museum

“conservatives are not only like Bryce Harper, but have become like the do-it-yourself punk rockers of the late 1970s and early 1980s.”