Mahomes has a good shot to get the Chiefs back to the AFCCG so they can lose due to Andy Reid’s shitty clock management skills

Were they just gonna throw him in the ice bath and then leave him there unsupervised?  

He knew. He launched HDNet with Ussery as one of his main partners and had him serve as CEO.  This is an exercise in plausible deniability as Mr. Cuban would like to run for public office.  

“Oh the MAVS. Huh. Well, it explains why LeBron never accepted my Facebook friend requests I guess.” - Mark Cuban

“I’m never in the office.” - Every CEO who doesn’t want to accept responsibility.

I half-expected him to say that he kept showing up to the OTHER American Airlines arena in Miami and that’s why he missed all of this.

At least they have the honor of losing to the Celtics every May. That's better than not being in the playoffs at all, I guess.

Mugging victim: So I was eating a sandwich and the guy just ran up and beat me over the head and took my phone and wallet!
Trump: What kind of sandwich

Thats what happens when you eat horse poop.

For that tweet he should change his name to Dan Pffeiffer.

Of course a Pod Save America host would believe this utter nonsense 

Seriously. Trump *aspires* to the monumental evil Bush and his crew pulled off. He’s not even in the same ballpark (yet. As always, give these things time).

He’s the coolest. He’s also really good!

Drew, think of all the parenting responsibilities you would be free from as President. Plus access to that kitchen.

Donald,

That was my thought. I’m assuming this is with the idea that me winning the election is somehow preordained, so forget an actual grueling campaign schedule. I’d make perfunctory appearances in a few swing states, show up at the debates, and that’s about it.

Nice of the team to let Homeless Conor McGregor answer some questions.

*googles Michael Irvin teammate neck stabbing*

I don't think Steve has to worry about taking too long in the barber's chair.

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