7-9 grain toast. 

Lefkoe: Alright, now we’ll bring on former Rams coach Jeff Fisher, thanks for coming on. First question for Jeff: What did you have for breakfast this morning?

I saw the same thing, and immediately thought the same thing! And also, there appears to be an Under Armour logo on the left sleeve, so I went to the website to see if its a subtle marketing trick, but that shirt isn’t even shown!  

I bet Kawhi was just about to land at half court before this picture was taken.

To that point, he says he’s “happy the #MeToo movement has slowed down a little bit...

Oh this but with Frank’s Red Hot sauce instead of barbecue and the tuna can itself instead of some fancy ass bowl.

An overpaid shitbird in Detroit writing an entire column defending the eating of pizza with a knife and fork.

It should be required now that whenever an article is posted about Sam Darnold, a Magary reference should be a top-three comment. No exceptions.

Yes. There are worst things. New Yorkers aren’t flipping out over Sarah Palin or Mitt Romney or Donald Trump eating pizza with a knife and fork just because they’re snooty about food (though they are) but because of the idiotic hypocrisy of said politicians trying to show how “normal, blue-collar Joe, troop-salutin’,…

Pictured: Belichick’s exit interview with anyone hired away from the Pats to be a head coach

Wow. You’d almost need a player like Khalil Mack to stop a play like that.

I thought that the other Gruden coached the Redskins.

They played the opening bars of it as they headed to commercial after the Mack pick-6 and it pleased me greatly.

Let this be a lesson kids: weed makes you a cool old dude while speed and Diet Cokes makes you a senile troll.

Yeah, because as a Steelers fan I am super excited for the team to be weighted down by a RB who can barely avg 2.8 yards per carry in years 3, 4, and 5 of a contract that still pays him $15M a year.

At the very least, get rid of the franchise tag. Whatever original intent there was to allow teams to negotiate longer-term contracts is not the spirit in which it’s being exercised today.

you’re expecting a lot from a guy who wore this hat in public:

I really appreciate this thread of genuine civic pride. However, it is very out of place in the deadspin comments and you should all be banned. As you were.

I hate the Patriots because out of parochial defensiveness I told a woman who was giving me shit about my Pat Patriot hat that she was eventually going to die and the indifferent universe would not care about her life and whether or not cheating had tainted my enjoyment of the Patriots Super Bowl victories.