That is a gorgeous logo, indeed.

Jeremy Scott tried this exact concept years ago and got (rightfully) destroyed for it.

You said “Padres highlight”, but the most-viewed highlight at Petco is still Bartolo Colon’s home run.

José Abreu Duped His Wife With A Rubber Ball

Did I get here too early for the premature ejaculation jokes?

That’s a damn fine deep Parks and Rec cut.

Meanwhile, watching in Indiana...

You, sir, are forgetting the Gabe Carimi Shea McClellin dynasty.

You only have 8 to choose from since 2009 and 2010 were made by Denver because they traded away 2 first round picks for Cutler. They followed those empty years up with Gabe Carimi and Shea McLellin. Kevin White’s 5 NFL games and 193 receiving yards in three years are in that decade as well.

It’s totally fine to call Frankenstein’s monster Frankenstein as well. The monster considers Dr. Frankenstein to be his father. Most children have the same last name as their father.
*puts away pedant glasses*

I ended up watching the entire 3:44 minutes. Fire.

The other was Costello. We all know why...

This is good marketing.  Sadly, we’re talking about the Raiders here.

Hey guys am I doing this right

Thank you. This needs to be read using Cheryl Tunt’s voice.

Imagine having a publicist who is so bad at their job that they called a 3rd tier newspaper to feed them the story about how their client so graciously thanked some nobody for not talking to them.

Well starting fresh in Vegas does have a history of working!  

As a Vikings fan, I'm here to tell you that, actually, this article is Good.

I don’t completely blame Drew given how much the Vikings have sucked for his entire adult life, but this WYTS is basically the Deadspin equivelent of:

Yeah, he overdid it a bit.  All I can ask for (38-7) is that he keeps the same enthusiasm (38-7) for when his Vikings (38-7) come up shortly (38-7).