No one ever thinks about poor Yao Ming.

“I’m saying Daryl Morey had an obligation/to think about the Huston Rockets organization/ and about the National Basketball Association.”
Why does Stephen Smith sound like a guy trying to sling his mixtape at a gas station at 4 am?

“Ladies and Gentlemen, let me say this, I have nothing to say. (Continues talking until the universe expands to the point we all die from Universal Cold Death)“

I mean, c’mon the Chiefs lost Watkins early on (Hill was already out), they were without pro bowl tackle Eric Fisher and Mahomes was visibly limping before the end of the first half. Credit to the Colts for running the ball absolutely all over the field but if Mahomes wasn’t playing Andy Reid in 3 wide sets and could…

Can you please use the “NSFW” tag, please? Some of us have jobs. 

One of the things that’s super troubling about this is Maven basically saying, “the entrepreneurs get to post on Maven digital platforms” which is really fancy for “you’ll get exposure.” But, the whole myth of “exposure” is you do it long enough to catch the eye of a top level company in your industry LIKE Sports…

The swimsuit issue is now just ascii boobs, between pages of motor oil ads. 

Homeboy was put in place by the supreme Court, completely bypassing actual Democratic process. He for sure imperiled the constitutional fabric. 

The gap IS vast. Bush had a much more functional cabinet and administration and was far superior at pushing his horrible agenda through. He accomplished more ghoulish shit than Trump could dream about, he just had the decency to say, "maybe some Muslims are okay."

That tweet was so moderate and banal. Of course China, being huge Rockets fans, couldn’t identify an offensive foul.

“They opened up an investigation and suspended the season after a week? How could these simple country bumpkins, who only know football and how to till the land possibly make this kind of call so quickly? Surly, they don’t understand things like sexual assault. Why, they are most likely still startled by the daily…

The minute he took his shirt off I audibly gasped at that tattoo. It really should be the star of this show.

I think it was “Even More News” Podcast where they said Trump will likely roll out some kind of “Medicare for All” idea this election. Not that it will actually be that, but he knows it’s an incredibly popular idea (which he likes to steal) and he already mentioned some kind of universal healthcare in his 2016…

If his hood placement is any indication, Diggs seems to have a lack of commitment. 

Khan seems to believe his own force if will is going to resolve this situation. Not money or fixing the problem but sheer Khan. 

Full name: Kurtice Relations

I’m going Chip Kelly or Jim Harbaugh.

Whoever animated this deserves a fucking award. No single image has ever captured the uncomfortable horror of seeing someone nude in the hot tub like this picture. You can FEEL the sanity breaking inside this man.

In his 5+ years as head coach, Gruden as NEVER won 10 or more games in a season, competed and lost in one playoff game and has finished above 500, exactly once. He has more crippled starting quarterbacks than playoff victories.

Something about his shape and the color of the uniform makes the the Western Union logo look like the McDonald’s arches when you scroll through quickly.
I’m also now convinced that in a better timeline McDonald’s sponsors the Nuggets.