Additionally, Vazquez allegedly sent the victim text messages suggesting they would meet for sex after his baseball season was over.

The worst part was the 15 yard penalty Brees got for roughing the pass rush. 

How do they been like that?

T-minus 10 minutes until some sports guy declares this, "The worst thing to ever happen to New Orleans," before sort of apologizing and then doubling down. 

I feel like this was a joke....maybe.

INCREDIBLE CALL BACK!

Let’s ignore his patently laughable, “You want a surgery? You’re going to be able to get a surgery in the United States.”
It may financially ruin you and but generations of your family in debt, but you sure CAN get a surgery. 

Same offer I made to the Raiders, come to Fresno. Play 8 sold out games a year to 40,000 insane people. Buy an open plot of land for close to zero dollars and build a 80,000 person stadium. Then when high speed rail is complete the whole state can hope on a train and travel only 60 minutes and see them in the best…

Other than the girlfriend part, I’d like you to quit taking excerpts from my livejournal.

I loved his, “What’s the giants opinion?” on OBJ
WELLL...They just got power bombed into the Earth’s core by the cowboys, in a game in which their lead WR got 75 touchdownless yards. SO they might miss him.

Let’s be clear, we all know on the list of Tebow’s skills “not fucking” is well above “sports.”

“It’s not about me. It’s about we and supporting that university that I love and I went to. But now it’s not about US and WE it’s about me. And I know we live in a selfish culture where it’s all about us, but we’re just adding and piling on to that.”

OH? Go on, please....

“Curtis, you run MAN! You fucking get out there and you burn the fucking brakes off! You sprint your ass off down that field and make them pay for playing you soft. Then, I’m gonna throw that ball 10-15 yards behind you and hope we get a pass interference call on the run back!”

Thanks for this. I love that we’ll bulldoze kids soccer fields before we remove one of the dozen golf courses littering the south bay. 

I’m not saying that speech changed the course of my life, but I’m also not NOT saying that either. 

More than once I explained it to a friend and had them mock me, only to later put it on when they were at my place (it was ALWAYS on G4) and have them instantly become transfixed by it. That show was fucking magic.

Uh, that’s a bold statement considering...you know...*gestures wildly* EVERYTHING else he’s done. 

I mean Joe Flacco basically confirmed this about Ray Lewis.
Likewise, I LOVE this Patrick Mahomes speech:

I feel this way about Ninja Warrior (Sasuke) and American Ninja Warrior. I liked the Japanese version more because it balanced odd ball goofiness with actually amazing shit. Knowing that there’d be 10-15 guys who were comedians or a dude in a diaper who immediately eat shit, is always fun and it adds a balance to…

“Vice President, what are your feelings on reparations?”
“Triple money to schools! I was married to a dead teacher! Black parents need to be shown how to put a record player on at night so their kids hear more words.”
Centrist third way: That’s MY President.