I’m not a loser.

I didn’t watch this fight, so I don’t know how it played out in real time but Miocic has 5 inches of height and 8 inches of reach on DC, why would he stand up with him? The entire reason DC got the knockout in the first fight is he was able to close the distance with a clinch and take advantage of a tic that Miocic…

It’s good to know that in a sport where the U.S. Border Patrol was a car’s primary sponsor, the CEO endorsed Donald Trump for president, a noted bigotwas invited to lead a prayer before a race that asked God for a Republican president, and a collaboration was done with a racist and misogynistic sports blog, that Rick…

The People’s Elbow is a 2 minute long elbow drop!

I mean Ric Flair, one of the all time legends, made some of the most insane and hilarious promos ever and had a signature ring move where he’d take a comically long time to fall from a chest chop. GOOD comedy has always been key to wrestling. 

Growing up (taking in mostly WWF/E and WCW) I HATED “funny” or “comedy” wrestling, but I realize now, that’s just because they’re so bad at it.
I remember as I started to watch more indie wrestling and actually loving the humor in certain matches. Humor in wrestling only seems odd, until you realize it’s grown men in…

Absolutely. I’ve liked Jay-Z’s music for a long time but I’ve never thought our ideologies were close.

Jay Z has always been about making money for Jay Z, first and foremost. He may do other things occasionally, but at the end of the day, he’ll do what he thinks will make him the most money.
Never forget that Russell Simmons took Jay-Z to Occupy Wall St., only to have Jay Z turn around and make the “Occupy All Streets”…

Theoretically, he could come back in time for next season opener...BUT, he’ll be 30 years old and 2+ years removed from his last really interesting basketball. God...That would suck.  

Best swimming stroke? Hopefully the stroke Mitch McConnell suffers in the deepest part of the pool.

Naw, reading about it the coach did “throw” the game, by working suboptimal line ups, limiting Jordan’s minutes and did basically just do it to show that they could lose. Apparently it worked and they just killed the shit out of the NCAA team the next practice.

In the movie Cast Away, Tom Hanks spends four years on an island....alone. When he returns to civilization, his estranged wife notes “We got a football team now.”

Not that any of this matters but didn’t the original Dream Team lose to a team comprised of college players originally?  I mean, I still imagine it’s because Jordan had money on the NCAA team, but who knows?!

Dana White: This is absolutely disgusting and horrific. It’s not what the UFC is about and it’s not what I, as the President of this organization, am about. That man at the bar was rude and disrespectful. You wanna be a fucking pussy asshole at a bar, do it at fucking home. That guy is finished in the UFC. You’ll…

I assume this is Jones low key signaling his interest in signing Jason Pierre Paul. 

“I’m squeezing and waiting for help.”

Also, you don’t form a union because your boss is an asshole. You do it because your company is owned by The Chernin Group and collective bargaining is going to offer you a lot more protection than a real nice boss.

No one ever formed a union because they wanted to make less money and have less job security. Your boss keeps you around because the value you produce is more than what he pays you, a union just helps ensure that gap is smaller. 

Jesus, let him play in whatever helmet he wants. It's clearly too late to prevent a serious brain injury. 

Florida, North Carolina’s south France.