I sleep 8 hours a night, spend time with my wife, don’t answer e-mails off hours and I’ve NEVER been fired by the Dolphins.
Check and mate, shitbrains.

Lies. This dude has never and will never fuck.

I’m not blaming DJ Moore, but I will say, that same week, John Brown went 7 for 7 for 134 yards and a TD. Hopefully Smith kept his promise. 

Okay, chuckle boy, I’ve enjoyed these but I think we need to keep some level of accuracy and accountability in journalism. Floyd did NOT “superplex” (as you say) Danny Amendola. A superplex, is a suplex off the top rope (and would thus be impossible in the NFL). If anything, Floyd did some variation of a gutwrench…

Real talk, Ben is actually very tall, falling somewhere between actual NBA players Manute Bol and Muggsy Bogues.

So glad Deadspin is doing a follow up on the “Lou Gehrig’s Tarzan Outfit” piece.

It’s a unique combo. Any of these items on their own are probably fine.

As dumb as this all is, I LOVE that Ben Chapino decided to jump in and defend Kobe by noting that he had THREE pretty okay years. Even by Ben’s own metrics Kobe was still not even a top 10 player in those three fucking years!

Let’s see....White, Texan, cross necklace, polarized lenses, Under Armor shirt...

Counterpoint: literally the guy in the White House today. 

I think it’s worth noting that Yes, Bill Clinton IS a piece of shit and deserves to be remembered as a rapist. But, that he was impeached on incredibly shoddy charges that stemmed more from moral outrage and conservative political attacks than for any crime he committed (the charges against him we the result of…

Again, not even the biggest logical leap in this franchise but yeah, remember when Shaw stalked out and killed a member of the team before literally murdering and entire hospital? Blimey! 

I live my life a quarter movie at a time. Nothing else matters: not the mortgage, not the store, not my team and all their bullshit. For those 30 minutes or less, I’m free.

I’ve loved MOST of the F&F movies but every now and again it tickles me to be like, “Remember when this was about guys who drove Honda’s and stole DVD players?” 

Man 1998?! For reference, that was a time when the President could get impeached for a blowjob. WILD!

I’ve enjoyed his reception in One. He’s the absolute best and I’m glad he’s getting respected. The way the UFC treated the flyweight division was horrific.

I’ve had a long slow slide out of UFC but this might be about it. It isn’t Covington explicitly, so much that they’ve signaled that they’re okay with all manner of racist, bigoted trash talk as long as it’s from a white guy (McGregor, Covington, Chael Sonnen). It’s not a fluke or even BECAUSE the guy is a succesful…

It’s the slight smirk (which is phenomenal). To often these things are emotionless (Ray Lewis) or they get the smile wrong (Sanders). This is actually how Reed may have looked after owning your ass. It's magnificent. 

You listen to me, the Hollywood Upstairs Massage University has a FANTASTIC doctorate program!

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