I figured out that sneezing trick when I was a kid with a piece of string. As an adult I use a coffee stir stick (that I’ve used and then discard), if I ever feel I need to clear out my head. I’ve been told there was a reason for humans being able to do this but fuck if I remember what.

Vernon Davis: elite athlete, God tier herb.

It was 2012 and the Niners had just lost a heartbreaker to the Giants in the Super Bowl (Kyle Williams fumbled two punt returns...)

I live in the Central Valley, it’s going to be 104 degrees today. I LAUGHED at Niners’ fans complaining about the heat. I went to a game in Sept. and thought I was actually going to die. It’s a fucking solar oven. 

I liked Great America when I went as a kid. It also has...The Santa Clara Convention Center? I’m out.

Magic Johnson really is the Michael Jordan of fucking up the Lakers.

This is my all time favorite Titus gif. 

Still preferable to having Lesnar beat the Undertaker. 

“Was it a racist attack?”
“The fact that you’re still asking that is really what’s wrong.”
CO-FUCKING-RRECT. Beyond that fact that no one should question if Trump IS a racist at this point, you shouldn’t need the victim of a racist attack to TELL YOU it is racist. We, as a people, should be able to identify something as…

You see, Muslims are good. In part because, yes, we are tolerant and accept all. But ALSO, because they can be cannon fodder for the war machine. We must be willing to include all people willing to demonstrate their value by their willingness to continue our endless wars. 

“Awww, that ain’t right. Those are American heroes. You just can’t go disrespecting them. Putting your bare feet...on their...*gulp* faces. Just your....naked toes on the lips and eyes....”

As a guy who certainly drinks dipshit IPA’s I’m going to say, not that second one...

“I mean he didn’t rip it out of their hands. He’s just bigger than them,” the editor said.

Sports should just have like a Hulu subscription tier where you just pay extra and skip the Anthem and “God Bless America.” I would pay it. 

Does “Animal on the field” include like a Frisbee catching dog at half time? I LOVE that shit.

On one hand...Yeah, I get the point.
On the OTHER HAND, the NFL gave us Marshawn Lynch picking up his own dreadlock and isn’t that what America is all about?

How many kids get to say that happened at their party?

Honest answer? It was probably a prat fall type thing where he’d hit the wall/glass and fall down. The glass was obviously weaker than he anticipated.

Other takes? We’ve been told for years now that devils have no respect for our invisible barriers and this just confirms it.

Also, Aspen Ladd (from the linked weight cutting video) got TKO'd in 16 seconds. So maybe weight cutting is bad or something.  

Michael Jordan actually spent months screaming at the animators until they for Lola Bunny's ass JUST right. He was a perfectionist!