Oh no, weight cutting is a huge problem. I’m in favor of same day weigh ins or even hydration testing like they do in One (though I’ve heard people debate the effectiveness of both). However, it just amazes me the rinkidink set up that the UFC enforces for these things.

I mean I’m SURE some dude is like, “Nuh-uh! You know this scale is real because it’s made with weights and levers and thus is 100% accurate! Not like some digital scale that can just poop out mumbo jumbo!”
Despite there being an actual Salute Your Shorts about these scales being wrong!

When a fried chicken place explodes, it’s not Gus’. He is the one who explodes fried chicken places!

Okay, I get why these things are held publicly and why the fighters need to be visible (part publicity part “you only believe what you see”) but why in the fuck do we have to use a doctor’s scale from the 1920's with the sad ass UFC shower curtain? Part of the pain of the whole process was watching Doctor Thumbs M.D.…

What could possibly cause a completely normal fired chicken place to explode....I wonder.

OH THANK GOD. I was really worried it was Joey Ryan for a second. 

The real question is, Who in the FUCK was holding his phone while he speech-to-text’d that statement?!

Guy on a show that advocates being a piece of shit, acts like a piece of shit. 

So Paul goes to the Lakers now, right?

Australians: HAHA, Mate! “Rooted in Oakland” is like saying, “Fucked in Oakland!” Crickey!
Oaklanders: If we wanted to say that, we’d just say, “Raiders fan.”

Jalen Richard✔@RocketRich30
Everyone that’s mad about me not vaccinating my kids prolly be in the line for the flu shots

It seems like Carlos Cordeiro misprounces her name until you realize this dude wrote his speech.  

J-Dubs, dude-bro, it’s almost like the NBA is a business in which players exchange their talent and effort for monetary compensation and thus will secure legally binding agreements to ensure they get the best compensation possible for their very small window of viable service.

If there’s one thing the original Ninja Warrior (Sasuke) taught me, it’s the joy of Japanese announcers just SCREAMING English words.

*Decisions in my mind*
Lucy Kennedy: Let’s make a salad!
Me: Okay. *get’s up* *Goes to fridge* *opens door*
Marianne Vos: You can order pizza online!

Vladdy is Daddy. 

It was cool but he couldn’t have done it without his coach and mentor.

You mock this, but is there anything more American than a website that primarily utilizes underpaid contractors, using a Women’s team victory to give props to Ms. Chanadelor Bong?
It may be the MOST American thing.