dante3000
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I do feel that the, “Harden is the logical end and counterpoint to the Warriors 3-point revolution” requires that Harden best the Warriors at least ONCE when it fucking mattered.
I’m crowning Kawhi the official counter-point and MVP.

Warriors Revolution: What if we play basketball based on absurd 3-point shooting and spacing, creating openings with swift ball movement and requiring defenses to guard shots previously thought impossible? We’ll play with a small, quick lineup, that will outpace slower, larger players, making them either lose on

This is the Straight Pride Parade of the NBA.  

Not being allowed to kick a butthole explains Conor McGregor’s success against strikers.

“I don’t disagree with [the notion] that they’re being exploited, but I think it’s for the betterment of everybody,” he adds. “I know it sounds crazy … I think there’s a middle ground...”

The Nationals triple A affiliate is actually the Fresno Grizzlies. I think Potomac is single or double. 

I’ve seen so many botched spots and matches but something about Shane hitting that glass and falling flat on his head makes me wince every time. 

I mean, I’ll never forget game seven of the 2014 World Series. That kind of king shit buys a lot of goodwill and bends a lot of things open to interpretation.

This is very rude but also, very funny. I’m a Giants fan and will always love Bumgarner for his pitching and for putting 20 beers in his face but he has a long an storied history of being an absolutely insane hard ass. Sometimes it’s endearing, some times you’re like, “Don’t be such a bruised penis, my dude.”

They may not have a GM but any Wizard worth their salt believes in their staff. 

Remember when the Sixers drafted Markelle Fultz first overall? Good times. 

If she thought the Dallas intern was frisky on that one, wait till you see the alternate!

I hate being challenged, so no.

Very classy

I liked the one the Giants tweeted out.

That’s so great. 

Don’t feel so bad, Dick. I can tell you, I was way more embarrassed the last time I trusted someone proposing a “three teamer.” I won’t get into too many details, but my roommate ended up living in a commune with my former fiance. 

1. Any time under two minutes where there there is clear and obvious interference which results in a catch...
1.a. Which a catch is any time a player is able to stop the ball with their hands or body and demonstrate control and complete at least two football moves...
1.b. A football move is two forward steps or one

Look forward to Drake’s inevitable 2020 ballad, “Kawhi you hurt me so bad?”