Is it the monorail episode?
No.
Oh...

It’s pretty fucking rad that the villain at the heart of this movie is actually a sweat shop worker.

I mean, she’s not WRONG but she also backed Donald Trump who *feigned surprise* has a long history of claiming vaccines cause autism and are bad.

Keenan Thompson is great. He also voices a number of characters in kids cartoons (usually with the same voice) and it’s always a delight to hear him. 

Jesus, I'm sorry, THE POPE! I thought that's what "self service" meant. 

Boomers in 2000: Don’t believe everything you read online.
Boomers in 2019: Twitter user “Rea1NBAC0ach” said it, so it must be true!

Also, I think there may be a market for Spring football. I tried several times to watch AAF games, only to have a hard time finding out when they were actually on and where you could actually watch them. The benefit the NFL has is a set and easily executed schedule, that mostly involves, “It’s one one of the major…

came late and “at weird times.”

She did, in fact, stomp a mudhole in me.

It’s all just Harden trying to off Paul in increasingly wacky “Home Alone” type scenarios, so he can collect a life insurance policy he took out on him.

Modern NBA jam would be all mathematics based deep threes and drawing contact fouls. The only possible upside would be Draymond Green absolutely rocketing a pass in a defenders dick and balls.

Kids are amazing. 

You’re gonna lose your shit when you learn he grows up to be Pete Buttigieg.

Not ENTIRELY related but Blaine Gabbert is the magician of backup QBs. Everywhere he ends up, coaches RAVE about his ability in practice and assume the previous coaching staff must have just misused him (he has all the natural skill you could ask for!). Then he falls dick first into an actual NFL game and promptly…

Listen, all Stafford needs is two all-star wide receivers, a top five o-line, a solid rushing game and incredible defense and he’s gonna win nearly some games.

“This probably isn’t even a question. But is there a worst decision than trying to sleep next to your kid?”
Obviously no. Sleeping with your child is the absolute worst and parents who can (or pretend they can) co-sleep are actually swamp monsters sent to infiltrate and try to ruin American parentage by making normal…

You can argue the qualifications of any quarterback but in 2018 only one guy on that list had less starts for his team than Ryan fucking Fitzpatrick .

It’s a question that will have to be answered soon by the Saints and Drew Brees, the Chargers and Philip Rivers, the Cowboys and Dak Prescott, the Bucs and Jameis Winston, and the Titans and Marcus Mariota...

Glad to hear it. Over active camera work is my biggest pet peeve in wrestling. 

“Breeze’s defining moment was likely this explosion of offense at the first amazing main event in the TakeOver series, at TakeOver: Fatal Four-Way in September of 2014. Look at this shit:”