So apparently all you need to “slide in those DMs” is to mildly critique Durant.

*insert standard Kevin Durant reply* *laugh crying emoji*

Not that I don’t LOVE Drake, but can we please talk about my man, in what appears to be a reversible sequin skull t-shirt?! Bruh, you paid $50,000 (Canadian) for those seats, you know you’re gonna be on TV, step your shit up!

I watched Aladdin with my kid for the first time in forever a little while ago and my first thought was, “I can’t believe they said ‘Praise Allah.’ No way they’d say that in a Disney movie in 20xx.” Exactly because so many people would be up in arms about it.

This is an interesting dynamic that seems to be forming around incredibly dominant players (Harden, Giannis, Durant etc.), where because they’re so great, teams just make a dumbed down, statistical offense to keep them humming along. And it works, right until it doesn’t.
I guess the only question for teams like the…

I just can’t wait for Bran and the King of the North to face off.

“I think, in my opinion, that it’s wrong that 10% of a show contained 90% of the plot. It’s not right and, as I’ve said, should be criminal.” -Bernie Sanders

Can’t believe Eaton passed up a perfectly good opportunity to say, “I don’t need to pay off my mortgage, since I’m living rent free in your head.” What kind of fucking baby-beefers are these?!
Also, Barry’s mortgage talk is some prime dad content and I’m here for it.

I’ve been bested. 

I’m the exact opposite. I LOVE movie theaters. I pee every 4-5 minutes, except in movies. I sat through Endgame, AS I drank a 55 gallon coke. the joy of just being in a dark room, in a comfy chair is bliss.
On the flip side, I cannot wait for a flight to be over. The minute we take off, I’m 100% certain the pilot is…

How did you fuck up the first question so badly?! The obvious best case scenario: “KD Plays, Bucks go up 3-0 before Durant goes out with like extreme cramps from being so salty, Warriors ball out after KD goes out and sweep the last 4 Games in stunning fashion. KD then gets extremely amused and not mad online. In his…

Andrew Bogut is gonna get another fucking ring, to go along with the pedophile ring he's sure George Soros is operating. 

Green has played better in this series than I can ever remember. That three was so good. 

Y’all deserved this one. 

Portland played out of their minds in this one. It honestly reminded me of much of the 2016 Warriors, where the other team would seem to play better for 45 minutes and the Warriors would still pull it out. 

Portland is shooting at an insane clip, highlighted by Meyers Leonard scoring more in the first half than he has in any NBA or college game. It's insane to watch. 

As long as there has been mankind, there has been penis online.

As Warriors herb, I gotta say many of the best play with a huge chip in their shoulder (Jordan certainly did). It’s what motivates them to be so singularly driven to greatness.

I love that only a few plays later he fed it to Bell again, to put in a monster dunk.

Famous hitter, uses twitter on the shitter. Film at 11!