Alexandre’s nickname is “Good Boy” which, as a large Golden Retriever American, must have confused Northcutt.

Glad to see Ted Cruz, like all soft jowled chinless dipshits, has hopped on the beard train.

Draymond Green should feel grateful that Boban has never been tempted to feed him a dose of his own medicine.

Hyperbole is, “No person has ever suffered more than a Knicks fan.” Spending a whole day, screaming like a manic on various platforms about how awful it is that a certain ping pong ball didn’t get picked, so a different billionaire gets the best shiny toy, isn’t hyperbole, it’s being a dipshit.

I think that might be worth a legit freak out.

“TODAY was one of the WORST days I’ve had in a VERY long time.”
Imagine leading such a charmed life that the impact of the NBA Draft lottery could have this kind of impact on you.  I’m just saying Steven A. may gain some life perspective by talking to someone like Floyd Mayweather’s ex.

Real talk, how much of this is the House actively not doing anything,  as to not gin up the left, in the hopes they can get a moderate (Joe Biden) to win the nomination?

“Madam Speaker, did you bring your handcuffs?”—a reference to the fact that Pelosi has threatened to jail administration officials found in contempt of congress.

Their lips are SOOOO close.....

I too would like to have relationships with rich, morally corrupt individuals, who can help increase my wealth and clout, without having to justify it in those terms to the world. 

Barkley is so stuck to his wrong and bad opinions he's like a toddler. 

I’m not saying they can't win without Durant, or even that Durant is more important to their success than Curry (he's not), just that they are better with Durant than without. 

The Warriors are better with Durant but it's definitely fun to see Curry slide back into the lead role and remind everyone why he was the consensus MVP. 

The liquor store near where I grew up had Mortal Kombat and was closer than any other arcade establishment. We used to ride our bikes down there and play in front of their displays of tiny liquor bottles.
It was also adjacent to the cool video store with the best horror movie boxes and the adult films behind a curtain.…

Fun arcade story time!
A buddy and I spent DOLLARS beating Double Dragon back in the day. On both of our last quarters we managed to use teamwork and beat the final boss. HOWEVA, If you finish the game cooperatively, you and your buddy have to fight to the death to get the girl (because the patriarchy is real and it…

You EXPECT something? Eat a bucket of fucks you shit eating dickhead!

Street Fighter?! I’m sorry, I’m going to need you to clarify. Are we talking the regular six button variant used in future sequels or the “deluxe” version with the two, large pressure sensors which determined the strength and speed of the attack based on- *crushed by falling bookshelf filled with unopened One Punch…

True, Tim Meadows is still my dude. I don’t keep tabs on him but he’s always seemed cool and I’d be so sad if he was a shithead.

We’ll always have The Cobbler. 

I promise the Pope has 100% of his tweets edited and redone. He probably has a bot for that shit.
“You fuckin kidding me?! Dannys a fucking monster warcriminal?!> How coud they destroy my sweet Khalesia like this!> *gun to head emoji*”
*Hits Enter*
“Every day under the lord’s watch is a new chance to enact his will and…