While I’m certainly not glad Chris Farley is dead, if he was alive today he’d absolutely be a reactionary shitbag MAGA-chud. He did republican fundraisers while he was alive and pretty much that entire era of SNL has gone in the shitter as humans. So I’m glad I at least don’t have to see that. 

To be fair, my father’s republican party started the EPA and said that walls along our borders WEREN’T the answer. So, he’s not wrong. 

ESPN 30 for 30 Voice: What if I told you, the first Black Superhero never even knew about Wakanda?

Worst record, one season. Most garbage franchise 4-5 seasons. From 2013-16 Seasons they won 47 games. In three seasons, they won 47 games. Their big pay off was two very good draft picks and two consecutive loses in the Conference semifinals.

A half decade as the most garbage basketball franchise on Earth, with the eternal reward of being “also rans” for another half decade. Truly Sam Heinke shifted the paradigm.

Kawhi’s joy echoed though time.

The Pledge:

Spiderman got a Jerry curl.

This is only a problem if the tape he ate was the one that was supposed to hold Todd Gurley’s knee together.

On the plus side, he’s only raising one kid, not two kids....This is because he made them fight to the death immediately after posting that picture.

Men it’s time to return to ourselves.

Fans: we’re tired of your stale plot beats, pushing bad talent, partnerships with literally oppressive regimes and abuse of talent. What are you going to do about this?
Vince:

Toucher and Rich is also the name of my Harvey Weinstein documentary. 

Using the standard order of operations of PEMDAS you get... “The Warriors blew a 3-1 lead.”

Much like the earlier criticism of her tweet, it’s hilarious to me that leftists decide to attack a woman simply based on your she chooses to.... Orient herself.

*Starts article*
“Oh Jesus, this is going to be one of those long, self indulgent, bullshit articles that spends 50,000 words telling a joke only one person fucking likes.”

And that’ll make things, can you imagine this incredible coach with that little asset?

“I have a hard time believing a very chill and respectful fanbase like the Warriors would act like some next level herbs.”
-No one

It’s like “Ozymandias” but if you came across an abandoned Shake Shack.

How come when she says, “No man can tell me what to do.” it’s all cool and badass but when I do it, I still get thrown out of Hometown Buffet for barefisting the gravy trough?! That’s the real sexism.