I don’t know if it’s had a recent reference point in pop culture, but it’s always been one of my favorite jokes about any old “coming of age” story and I like to use it whenever it’s the most inane.
“Maybe the real infinity stones were the friends we made along the way.”
It’s like, “The [thing] was really inside…

You see, you misread the problem being addressed. The problem isn’t, “How do we appropriately work to eliminate domestic violence and it’s vast repercussions?” it’s, “How do we distance the NFL from domestic violence?”
It’s like that movie, The Matrix, where once you take the pill, you see everything clearly. You’ve…

“Child, if a tree falls in the woods and no one’s around to hear it, does it make a sound?”
“What’s a ‘tree’ or ‘woods’ grandpa?”
“Fine, if a San Diego internet radio show is shut down in mid-stream and no one’s around to hear, does it matter?”
“What’s ‘San Diego’ Grandpa?”
“Okay....you know the Arizona bay?”

Preparing for…

Guys, here me out. What if we made domestic violence illegal?

“Jimmy Butler’s performance was so professional he’s now officially Jimmy Majordomo."

This shit is air tight. If there’s anything that will DEFINITELY sway the refs to your side, it’s trying to public question their ability to do their job.
I expect Jame Harden to get assessed two straight technicals in game 2, which his balls impede the landing of Draymond Green’s foot.

I believe you mean by their children, who should know better than to be so embarrassing.

“You know, I’ve been a big fan of the theater for a long time. And for him to come along and do this to Ford’s Theater, is embarrassing. The worst part is that this theater is now a laughing stock and that’s sad.”
Mike Francesa (April 15, 1865)

Right, sure....okay....but what character is Bernie Sanders?!

You can critisize it but they made a 5,000% profit just with online PPV sales, with the ad:

“We believe that a crime has occurred. However, the evidence in this case does not conclusively establish who committed this crime,” he said.

Having visited Portland many times, the city absolutely doesn’t deserve a team this cool.

Yo, what if the Infinity Stones were really inside us all along?

Big fucking deal. For only $500 I can get you a seat at a private dinner with another individual who will also NOT be president of the United States. Get at me.

“My wife and I separated about seven months ago, but we’re staying married until she gets a full-time job so she can stay on my very excellent health insurance (she freelances now). In the meantime, I’ve dipped my toe into the dating scene again”

No matter what happens, the video will never be as good as I FEEL it must be, for the effort Kraft is putting in to suppress it.
Scene: Robert Kraft wearing a XXL Big Dog t-shirt and sweat pants stands on top of a massage table. A female enters the room, pulls down Mr. Kraft’s pants and spends several long minutes…

“Uh, if elected class president, I’ll ensure all students receive extra homework and reinstate corporal punishment.”
NAILED IT!

The rule is that if you get hit with a low blow you have five minutes to recover, and then, if you can’t recover, it’s a TKO...it creates little incentive not to hit someone in the nuts as hard as you can, just to see if you can make them explode.

The call is coming from inside the house!

The call is coming from inside the house!