This shit is not a fucking joke. Mays is a fine young journalist and Nunes and the other wretched monsters on the right have gone out of their way to personally threaten her well being. She is attacked way more frequently and way more viciously than her male counterparts (huh, wonder why that is?). I mean honestly,…

I feel like this story gets done at least once a year, where the WWE emphasizes the spectacle of their live shows (for the audience at home) that it makes the live show unwatchable for those in attendance. 

Like, folks realize this is all faker than wrestling, right? These are all wealthy, mostly white, women who in all actuality live their lives most similarly than their rhetoric would indicate. Like if Joy Behar actually cared about progressive anything, she would have told Elisabeth Hasselbeck to go get fucked, rather…

Yeah, finding out that Shane has no business portion of the WWE and is literally just talent, is both hilarious and so sad.

At least two people on that list are Dril and “The one individual outside one of my donor meetings who called me a, ‘dork ass, nerd-bitch’.”

The spot is decided by whoever can get the closest to making a three.

I do sort of love the idea of Young in Space Jam. Like after the players lose their skill, they’re all going to doctors and psychologists, trying to get their skills back. Nothing works. Suddenly, Nick Young shows up, all swagged out, and promises to get the players their skills back. They go through all sorts of dumb…

I’m sure all the MAGA chuds will be as angry as they were with Randa Jarrar.

The crush line is the ice cream and the f-word is the cherry on top.

Okay not to double post, but holy shit William Walker III just sent the absolute best e-mail to anyone on Deadspin. I feel it’s like a grandparent who doesn’t want to tell their grandson that their one man play they put on in the livingroom was crap.  

“Subject: You are a dude....Ray Knight fucked my GF”
Jesus, it’s like he didn’t even read your guidelines for submitting an article.

My first experience with grinding we my bullshit dentist giving me essentially a big plastic cover for my front two teeth. The thought was if my teeth weren’t touching, I’d naturally not clench/grind. Instead, I kept biting down and pushed open the gap between my front two teeth.

I just started doing this too. I apparently grind my teeth so hard I chipped a filling on a molar. Also, apparently, it leads to your gums pulling back, because life is horror and American stress is a plague. 

Translation: “I’ve never had to face consequences for shit that I did, so I assumed the law was working.”

Samaria Rice: Police shot my 12-year old son at point blank range.
Robert Kraft: Yes, I too was arrested for paying a woman at a massage parlor to jerk my dick. We are the same.

*Cue “Circle of Life”*

Man, they REALLY don’t want Johnny Manziel playing football.

Hey, Germany...Same.

I feel like Jizyah Shorts is the Duke of 2019, but I’m still pulling for them.

“There are so many ways he just throws up all over pisses all over the bed of golf,”

It helps (if only marginally) to picture the fans going into the stadium in overalls and red hats, saying to each other, “Mama mia! Imma gonna do a racism! YA-HOO!”