$100 says he just got a bunch of Chinese investors to buy the West Bank to build shitty condos. 

As in a self replicating virus that would pass from one individual to another, if the host was killed? I feel like that’s right but it may just be because it sounds very “comics.”

I just did a Ctrl+F for “Uppity”. I’ve very surprised/disappointed.

Perhaps, this is the greatest joke of them all!

This take is bad and incorrect. While there can be bad flavors of Oreo (fuck your shit, Red Velvet) there are, in fact, never too many kinds of Oreo.

Unacceptable lack of Mark Hamill in there.

Old jokes never die.
YO SHIT, I JUST WROTE THE TAG FOR THE SEQUEL!

Yo, I hear you BUT....What if the Joker was really all the friends we made along the way?

Being that it seems to be at a cemetery, it’s probably even *GASP* when young Bruce is visiting his newly deceased parents graves. HOW TWISTED!

It’s stunning to me that anyone would even start a venture like this without at least 5 seasons worth of burn ready to go. It’s never going to take off in one season. I mean shit, they haven’t even had a go at the top undrafted talent from an NFL draft.
An idea this huge would never make money year one, but I’d have…

I’m not saying I’m interested, but I’m also NOT not saying that.

Deadspin: guy mashes massive donger into dong space!
Also Deadspin: Please respect our time and journalistic integrity when submitting ideas to us.

She’s a long time Blue Jays fan, I just assumed she would welcome the sweet release of death a fastball to the head might bring.

It’s literally the bio line for my Tindr profile. 

Please post your March Madness bracket bad beat stories below.

“Unbeaten British heavyweight Kash Ali got DQ-ed from his bout with (uneaten) David Price”

Does that mean his hairline will be further back?

I hope it works better than when they used Tom Magliozzi in Cars 3. God, that was unnerving. 

Guess Bell didn’t know that Brown is terrified of Candlejack. Seems like a pretty dumb mist