Yeah but Cejudo basically said any move he makes will require they keep flyweight alive. Of course that was with a money fight between him and Dillashaw on the line, who knows what leverage he has with that option now gone. 

I have no particular ill will towards Dillashaw but I know this fucks up Dana White’s plans and therefore am all about this. 

Dude kicks himself in the dick and then tries to sue the shoe company for emotional damage. Cool.

+1 The more you know.

I got into Lizzo originally because Lazerbeak produced her “Lizzobangers” album (which is great) and have been absolutely thrilled to see her get bigger and bigger (no pun intended) over the years.
Seeing her do the “What’s underneath” was the first time when I saw the body positive aspect of her and I’m glad it’s a…

“I really don’t want this to be about me or anything about me.”

The proposed deferred prosecution agreement calls for completion of an education course about prostitution

Listen, Markazi is a HUGE fan of shows like Westworld. He loves pouring over little in episode easter eggs, googling references made in the show and pouring over the code of fictional websites all for little clues about the show.

That’s how you do sweeps week, son!

Barry Bonds once threw a heckling toddler into the sun. I’ll allow you to draw your own conclusions. 

He believes he works for Unlimited Fried Chicken and just has the shittiest customer service.

Let’s see, calls him a “hooligan” and a “beta”. Masvidal seems REALLY cool.
Also, if you watch the video, you see Edwards comes out with his hands down and Masvidal clearly makes the first move. I can’t say what happened before Edwards steps into the frame but it sure looks like Masvidal made the first move.
Also,…

Other than those two times in high school, and the 5 times in college it’s only been....9 times! C’mon!

Counterpoint: if you’re desperately trying to get monkey dick.

“Libs claim to love evolution but chastise this poor hockey player for honoring his ape heritage. Where’s the tolerant left now?!”
-Some dude make six figures for a thinktank

The thing is, you can see the dude thinks it’s a total own. He says a few other things but the minute Russ reacts to “boy” dude’s like, “GOT ‘EEEEM!”
Basically people who use “boy” are guys who think you’ve owned someone because they don’t like you being racist. 

‘Oh, we got OBJ!’ and then we dapped it up. Everything was all cool and they went back on about their day.

I mean, the dude’s a dipshit but he’ll be out on parole without any time served and will pick up a six figure job at some bullshit consulting firm after this. Which...god, fucking sucks so hard.

“I get really good scores on the SAT” is a very strange brag for a 36 year old.

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