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They're so specific I love it

i'd fuck ann coulter
yessiree
definitely would
no doubts about it

Teaching you how to make relationships healthy and well, e.g. not doing what Fred Savage does? Idk but the whole grade was in a sex/dating unit
apparently one of the teachers showed the kids pictures of STDs
8th grade was pretty weird

who thought that was a good idea

"I triple-dog-dare you!"
The triple dog dare - the coup de gras of dog dares! He had no choice but to get wrongfully convicted.

All I know about Candace Cameron Bure is that in 8th grade my health/wellness teacher showed the class "No One Would Tell", a 1996(?) TV movie starring Fred Savage and the aforementioned Ms. Bure, about the murder of a high school student (Bure) by her abusive boyfriend (Savage). Savage really buffed up for the role…

I don't know, 12 definitely has some very asshole qualities.

The People's Choice Awards official website misspelled Bob's Burgers as "Bob's Burger" and it didn't even win.
Sartre was wrong; hell isn't other people, it's the People Choice Awards.

The new Coen brothers movie is coming in February. Hopefully it's in the same category as Kingsman.

emasculated once more by the AV Club

I've never watched Steven Universe and jeez that was almost terrifying

Fred Claus
*shudders*

This wasn't quite to the heights of the meta previously shown, but the beginning was a nice coincidence considering it was the first episode my sister watched, even if she didn't quite grasp the concept of meta or really appreciated that opening (she's like 12).
There were some good jokes sprinkled throughout the…

"It's only permanent."

tbh all i want is a show centered around the complex politics of medieval lotharingia then i can die happy

So I looked it up on IMDB to confirm and apparently this movie is in such lists as "Movies I want to see in 2015" and "Anticipated Movies of 2015" which frightens me greatly

HE WASN'T IN ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS IV: ROAD CHIP YOU HACK
IT WAS HIS ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT COSTAR TONY HALE

Alright, that makes sense. For me though the player works fine, and I went for the no-ads feature.

Why are you anti-Hulu? I actually want to know, because I really enjoy their catalog.