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If you squint, Jeff Goldblum and Nick Kroll look like they could be twins.

FINALLY MY CHILDREN CAN SLEEP AT NIGHT

BUT THEN HOW WAS I NOT ABLE TO PIRATE ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS IV: ROAD CHIP

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That teaser was released back in 2015. The posters are new, though.

We're Here for You, Even if You Just Want to Talk, Internet

Please just let me finish Happy Endings

too soon

Did a piece of pop culture inspire you to be a(n) (current job)?

KENNEDY LIVES

Was 11.22.63 mentioned at all? Because I'm really looking forward to that.

and what did they want

If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Great username/comment synergy here (though I'm sure that's the point).

tthe av club style guide strikes again

THIS IS HAPPENING 2: THIS IS HAPPENENING

either an indepth examination of the so called "Fappening" (e.g. celebrity nudes leak) of 2014-2015 or a really crass comedy about a sperm bank

How can anyone actually watch Star Wars Episodes IV-VI and then come out going "Y'know that Palpatine fellow? I think he did a bang-up job, just trying to protect the values from the evils of princess-space cowboy marriage. Good guy, good guy. Too bad that nice little empire was destroyed."

I remember Halloween "parties" at school where they would just put on one of those tapes. Whenever there was a door/floor creaking, the immature kids would pretend it was farts. It was a weird Halloween party, honestly.

I thought that eventually the Empire had to just start hiring people. That explains their incompetency as compared to the prequels and Jango Fett himself. So, I'm pretty sure society had already changed enough in between Revenge of the Sith and A New Hope to justify this.