I hope the Celtics trade him to Toronto.

Not only can you join them, you’ve just been named the starting pitcher for Friday.

Um, if it had nothing to do with the city, then why is the T-Rex short for Torontosauras Rex, idiot.

When you are watching the game and thinking, “Why isn’t Kelly Oubre playing?” you know you’re doomed

The guy in the backwards cap that took a swing at a Wizards fan not looking his way confirmed every stereotype I have about grown men who wear their caps backwards.

What you see is just a fight. What I see is a complete character arc taking place before us. We see the man in the plaid shirt standing there to video the confrontation, but something sets him off...something...changes inside of him. He feels power, real power. The power a man can feel only when his opponent is…

Fuck Randy Orton and his looking down on Indy guys. If he isn’t the son of wrestling royalty, has anything he’s ever done warranted his outsized standing and paychecks?

Maybe a gun. Or maybe not. Looked like one to me...but I’ve seen enough videos to know that it’s very easy to be fooled by a video.

In Atlanta they call that ‘the bottom of the first’.

Screw “Must-See TV.” Bring back “TGIF” from 1990.

Whatever it takes for him to stop hitting women.

Established

That, combined with the balls it takes for the dad to have his son kick a ball at a chocolate piece of cake on a beige carpet

Wait, people are actually arguing that this wasn’t a dirty play? LOL.

Hmmm. It’s almost as though the Mets suck.

What is it with Boston athletes digging up old, old nondirt this week? How is any of this relevant? “Up next, we’ve got Teddy Bruschi with a scathing opinion of a time Drew Bledsoe was impolite, right here, on Timely Sports.”

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA David fucking Ortiz is calling someone arrogant and disrespectful?

True.

As someone who can now work productively and lift weights regularly and be a dad to my son because pot alleviates PTSD symptoms much better than having to take three different kinds of medication but still drink myself into a stupor every night to avoid suicidal thoughts, let me second your sentiment. (also, Jeff…

Finally we get to see these entitled Browns fans get a little taste of misery