whatever. She still won the popular slope.

“The real question here is who gives a shit about what Stern has to say anymore.”

It’s tough to get anyone in Washington to admit to obstruction these days.

Racheting up that high horse a few more notches, eh?

One thing I will say, I have a friend who is from Yugoslavia, her family came in as refugees in the 90s. And HRC was directly responsible for helping to convince Bill Clinton to go ahead with the bombing. So this girl has a passionate, virulent hatred for HRC, not because of her politics, but because of something…

You can live with someone whose beliefs about how the government ought to allocate funds and what type of diplomatic approach the US should take with [foreign nation] differ from your own.

Are most Eastern European immigrants and late 80's rap stars Trump enthusiasts?

In other totally accurate news that is not at all borne of people trying to scoop each other, the 2023 Reds have accepted President Chris Rock’s invitation to the Black House to celebrate their World Championship over Las Vegas. Winning pitcher and Center Fielder Hunter Greene is reportedly very excited to meet not…

So you’re suggesting that rather than just be an easter egg for the fans, Spider-man got out of costume and joined a throng of gawkers to take pictures of his own handiwork on his phone?

He molested a little girl for 2 years. That child was sexually assaulted from ages 4-6 years old. The only reason the sexual assault stopped was because he was caught. 2 years. 2 fucking years. Go ahead and stay on that wobbly high horse

The leakers of the videos are the real problem here. Sad.

Trump would pivot to being less batshit insane if he became President, too.

Goddammit, now I’m reminded that Barstool Sports is a thing that exists.

Or if you call the Giants a Major League Baseball team.

Because throwing a ball at someone could never be interpreted as throwing a weapon.

Lesson for the kids out there: Don’t try to make baseball fun.

Are we sure this isn’t a child slave ring?

Dammit Dom, now I have to go read the whole article!

Stake through the heart.

Counterargument.