I’ve always liked that for Pittsburgh, and wondered why more cities don’t do it.
Washington has it too with the Caps, Nats, and Wizards with the no-brainer Red, White and Blue (the NFL team ruins it, because of course it does).

I refused that shit (I guess making me an insufferable hipster).
If someone is cutting something attached to a human in a hospital, it should be a doctor.
“I’m not the mayor at the grand opening of a grocery store...you cut it!”
My wife & I didn’t touch/see a placenta, and we weren’t asked. We don’t need to see how the…

I’m a little concerned that “molesting pre-schoolers for years” is a gray area to you.

Let him play. It’s not like he took a knee during the national anthem.

I’m not going to believe this is really Orton unless I see a 2-minute armbar after every offensive move.

“Good” is relative. He has a career ERA over 4.00, and has had 2 good years in his 10 year career.
He’s definitely good enough to stay in league for a while, and stays healthy so there is a demand for someone to be your 4th best pitcher and eat 200+ innings a year.

Neither could Mike Morse & Jeff Samardzija

Thanks. I’m surprised they aren’t just bringing the kids up and dealing with them sucking, like the Phillies have done the last couple years. I would think nothing would prepare you for Major league pitchers and hitters quite like actually facing major league pitchers and hitters.
But i guess that’s why i’m not…

“Who does that?!”
The president.

Fuck that kid. His dad was one of those assholes that interferes with a live ball.
After they took away the ball, they should have kicked out the kid and his mom too for being there with an asshole.

“If it’s close, you swing” has been Baseball:101 for a hundred years.
It’s bad baseball to leave your fate in the hands of an umpire in a two-strike, 2-out, game-tying situation.

Watch really good ball players. In this situation, they will take an obvious ball, foul off the close pitches, and hit a strike.

I don’t know that the Braves are “pretty bad”; they’re 8th out of 15 NL teams, so they’re really more “mediocre”.

Does anyone know what the gameplan for the Braves organization? I thought that they were “rebuilding” by trading all of their players for prospects in 2014. I saw a game recently, and it was an episode of…

Meh. Instead of bitching about a borderline pitch, Boch could tell Joe not to stand at the plate impotently with his bat on his shoulder with a tying run on 2nd, 2 strikes and 2 outs.
You give your control to the umpires, and catcher (pitch framing) when you don’t swing the bat.

That’s unfortunate. Sexist remarks about Aly should stick the the traditional, superficial comments on how hot she is. Friggin jerk!

I didn’t count sharks, because I honestly thought they were marine mammals, like dolphins & whales. I learned something new today (that i should have learned in 4th grade science class).

I can’t tell if this is intential or accidental ignorance.
If it is satire, it is really well done, down to the details. Using hyperbole in the sentence after “lets not overreact”... Bravo.

Nets is terrible. You should never name a team after a part of your field/court surface just because of alliteration. I told want to see the a MLB team named the Houston Homeplates, or the Ontario Outfield. I don’t want to see the Georgia Goalposts in the NFL or the Indianapolis Ice in NHL.

Goddammit, I hate when the Braves are in the right.
Baseball beef is always silly, but this was particularly bad.
A batter got mad because a pitcher altered his windup to throw off the batter’s timing?!
I personally, love a good bat flip for a walk-off or division rival, but these guys (Bautista particularly) have to…

Don’t drive him on a first date.
Don’t ride with him on a first date.
You need to arrive seperately, and have the option to leave seperately.

Have you ever watched Law & Order: SVU?

In my opinion, most are fine. 1/4 Good, 1/4 Bad, and the other half are “fine”.... mediocre but completely acceptable.

NBA: I like the 76ers, Pistons, Rockets. I like when it’s localized and not “this is a cool animal”. I like that the Mavericks and Spurs have “cowboy names” but aren’t on the nose.
There are tons of…