Not only can you join them, you’ve just been named the starting pitcher for Friday.

Um, if it had nothing to do with the city, then why is the T-Rex short for Torontosauras Rex, idiot.

When you are watching the game and thinking, “Why isn’t Kelly Oubre playing?” you know you’re doomed

The guy in the backwards cap that took a swing at a Wizards fan not looking his way confirmed every stereotype I have about grown men who wear their caps backwards.

What you see is just a fight. What I see is a complete character arc taking place before us. We see the man in the plaid shirt standing there to video the confrontation, but something sets him off...something...changes inside of him. He feels power, real power. The power a man can feel only when his opponent is…

Petsr Thiel is SO FUCKIN LIBERAL MAN

You’re trying too hard to assume they’re liberal. Just because they’re in California? Trump is from NYC.

Whaaaaat?

are you actually shitting me this is the dumbest take ever

Fuck Randy Orton and his looking down on Indy guys. If he isn’t the son of wrestling royalty, has anything he’s ever done warranted his outsized standing and paychecks?

Maybe a gun. Or maybe not. Looked like one to me...but I’ve seen enough videos to know that it’s very easy to be fooled by a video.

In Atlanta they call that ‘the bottom of the first’.

Screw “Must-See TV.” Bring back “TGIF” from 1990.

Whatever it takes for him to stop hitting women.

I want to weigh in as someone who is utterly neutral about GRRM: Yes, he does owe his readers something. He owes them a finale to the story they’ve been purchasing in fragments. The people who say “He owes you nothing” are, I think, people who get free room and board at GRRM’s place. Nobody else would say such a…

Established

That, combined with the balls it takes for the dad to have his son kick a ball at a chocolate piece of cake on a beige carpet

Wait, people are actually arguing that this wasn’t a dirty play? LOL.

What’s the limit on this? I mean, how many money-losing books should Marvel publish each month just to burnish its reputation?

Don’t go chasing waterfalls.