“Green has been superlative in these playoffs, leading the Warriors in rebounds, assists, blocks, and steals, while chipping in 15 points a game and shooting better than 50 percent from three.”

“his outsized ‘Dark Knight’ persona. One teammate described a ‘sense of alienation’ that Harvey created around himself.”

These are the worst John Lennon parody lyrics ever.

If there’s a god, this means that the Mets’ Brief Ryan Howard Experiment is just starting...

How does it feel to cheer for a man to have his life ruined, when his only crime is being kind of a dick on a team you don’t like?

“If your going to critique, at least be accurate.”

Pittsburgh: Hold my beer, Boston.

it’s from Europe

If you rearrange the letters and leave out a lot of them and add an extra W, it says “I played for Washington in game two.”

How do you leave a toaster on? What kind of fancy ass toaster you using?

Believe me, nobody wanted Hillary to win more than Donald Trump.

Well, people modify their $50,000 diesel truck to burn more $5/gal diesel fuel to belch smoke to strike a blow for the little guy against the small-car driving, bicycling and pedestrian elites. Or something like that.

What is the point of rolling coal? Is it just redneck douche bravado? Do they think it impresses anyone? I don’t get it.

Of course throwing at Machado’s head was awful but does anybody really think that was intentional rather than Barnes fucking up in his location?

Yeah if long trots after home runs were a justification for throwing at someone, Ortiz would be responsible for the death of everyone ever associated with the Red Sox

I heard one of the EEI guys the other day basically call Pedroia out for apologizing, indicating that he can’t be a leader in the clubhouse if he isn’t going to advocate for the murder of everyone baseball player not on his team.

If your unwritten rules state that not getting hit with a fastball is worse than getting hit with a fastball, maybe your rules suck.

Year 1: Bad player

Orioles fans call that an Ortiz trot. I think it’s appropriate for Boston, especially after they threw at his head last time around.

Here is the thing that these sort of people do not understand: