The logo graphic looks like the title screen for a Nintendo 64 game.

If you regard sections of paneling flying off in a storm as something that just needs tweaking then I’m certain I don’t want to hire you as a contractor.

“the team that made a surprise run to the 2015 World Series thanks to Yoenis Cespedes’s strong hitting”

Marvel wouldn’t put books like this out if they were interested in blockbuster events alone.

Peter David is good at writing damn near everything.

Ummm... I wrote GENE is dead. As in Gene Roddenberry.

It hasn’t and that’s the sad irony. He leaves because they want to rush him then wind up delaying it anyway.

It’s going to be

I want a Claire Temple series where everyone else cameos.

How is Fox going to turn The Dark Phoenix Saga into a story centered around Magneto, Professor X, Wolverine and Mystique?

Yeah, I wouldn’t recommend borrowing a child from the lobby.

....have you never seen Jeff Goldblum act? Even when it’s bad, it’s entertaining.

Your Kinja handle... Dear god it is savage

And I have to Craigslist to find a woman to hit me and spit on me. Some guys get all the luck.

It needs to be connected to WiFi so that it can cost $400.

What’s up with the Derek Zoolander attire?

That’s been our go-to answer for most things in the office:
“Gaston doesn’t look like he’s ‘the size of a barge’”
“The Rock should play him”
“Most of these casting rumors for Cable seem to be lacking in the muscles”
“The Rock would be great”
“Who do you think would be a good pick for a replacement Batman?”
“The Rock”

My mom came up with this idea: The Rock. It just works.

This is a bunch of bullshit written to explain away your blatant double standard when critiquing Man of Steel for the same exact thing done in Superman II.

“Heat Check” and “Fam”? Fuck, I’m getting old. This doesn’t even seem like English anymore. Just put me out to pasture, already.